tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3020960402708303830.post8701053065035979874..comments2024-03-28T14:53:38.827-04:00Comments on BLCKDGRD: Wootful FillerUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3020960402708303830.post-49191421866395665412015-01-14T12:27:57.228-05:002015-01-14T12:27:57.228-05:00"if the tabloids are true"....i read in ...<i>"if the tabloids are true"</i>....i read in the tabloids 'steve mcqueen has cancer' - this was the 20th century actor, not the contemporary director - i read in the regular newspapers 'steve mcqueen doesn't have cancer' - then later i read in those same newspapers 'steve mcqueen dead of cancer'<br /><br />here's a story from the 'weekly world news' which probably didn't happen, but could have:<br /><br />A RABBI, A PRIEST AND A MINISTER WALK INTO A BAR TOGETHER...<br />BUT NOTHING FUNNY HAPPENS<br /><br />By SCOTT STEVENS<br /><br />A RABBI, priest and a minister walked into a bar in a small Iowa town -- but nothing funny happened.<br /><br />"When I saw the three of them walk in," bartender Joe Blobonski says, "I thought to myself, 'This is gonna be good.<br /><br />I mean, this is the setup for thousands of jokes, so I figured something hilarious is about to happen."<br /><br />But the results were disappointing.<br /><br />"They sat down at a table, and didn't say much."<br /><br />Blobonski says he expected to burst out laughing when he took their order.<br /><br />"The priest said, 'I'll have a Virgin Mary.' Then the minister said, 'I'll have a Bloody Mary,' Blobonski says. "I could barely contain myself, waiting for the rabbi's punch line.<br /><br />"But then he says, 'I'd like a Diet Coke,' A Diet Coke?<br /><br />THAT'S not funny. I couldn't believe it."<br /><br />At another point the rabbi asked, "Do you get many rabbis in here?"<br /><br />Blobonski says, "I said 'No,' waiting for the rabbi's hysterical comeback.<br /><br />"But all he said was 'too bad.' "<br /><br />The three religious wise men quietly drank up, paid the bill, and left.<br /><br />"It was really pretty boring, to be honest," Blobonski added. mistah charley, ph.d.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06303695341246058680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3020960402708303830.post-42826014454091883592015-01-14T10:08:28.762-05:002015-01-14T10:08:28.762-05:00Hope to see IV this weekend too. Sideburns now ful...Hope to see IV this weekend too. Sideburns now fully grown in! No, really.Jim H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02088100982761595050noreply@blogger.com