Saturday, January 10, 2015


Blurt was put in my head as I was falling asleep, was still in my head this morning. Perfect band - perfect verb - for mood this motherfucking holiest of motherfucking helmetball weekends, one of but not the slowest weekend in Blegsylvania but certainly the stupidest slowest weekend in Blegsylvania. Verily, fuck you and your helmetball, but fuck me more:

Q: Who the fuck posts on the stupidest slowest weekend of the year in Blegsylvania?
A: Re: yesterday's post - I believe I do.

Plus it gives me a chance to aim a song at Fish.