Tuesday, June 9, 2026

I got a call from the White House, from the President himself, asking me if I’d do him a personal favor. I like the President, so I said, “Sure, Mr. President, anything you like.” He said, “Just act like nothing’s going on. Act normal. That would mean the world to me. Can you do that, Leon?” “Why, sure, Mr. President, you’ve got it. Normal, that’s how I’m going to act. I won’t let on, even if I’m tortured,” I said, immediately regretting that “tortured” bit

BIG NEWS! In the private democracy I live in I have been outvoted, per usual, 2 to 1, and Lucy and Babalu will be Fred and Ethel, the sillyass reason is unimportant (I didn't ask so don't know what it is, I eat the (wine I drink the bread) vote results and will honor the vote and not claim it rigged, nor crash a fucking unwatchable NBA game and then fall asleep as I'm booed). Too, turns out Ethel nee Lucy is NOT a Scottish Fold, a relief, actually, since I've read that Scottish Folds come with many unpleasant and debilitating for the cat health issues

Good news for me if not for you: I'm back on this drug, it helps me cope more than even tending this shitty blog

BIG NEWS! Two posts before this one post (the link above), when Fred and Ethel were still Lucy and Babalu, I mentioned Lambert Strether, a character in Henry James "The Ambassadors," and remembered digibud Lambert and later wondered whether he (both the alias and the person using the alias) still online, and yes, look here and then bookmark it and read daily! 

NEW OLD NEWS! I have done zero research into Graham Platner's history and character deliberately, I said to a question asked me yesterday by a chaired History professor renowned as a Liberal Sage with a specialty in New Deal history, though I noted that every professional (and amateur) Liberal and Corporate Democrat I would expect to campaign against a threat from the Left has united to fight Platner harder than they've ever fought Tronald Dump, so Platner can't be all *that* bad. He has a fucking Nazi tattoo, said chaired History professor, who lives one zip code east of mine and has the same congressman. You work on Jaime Raskin's campaigns, I said, he funds the Israeli genocide in Gaza and the Israeli ethnic cleansing of the West Bank and now southern Lebanon, you still voting for him? A Nazi tattoo is more disqualifying than funding genocide? Chaired History professor informed me, That's different and fuck you





BIG NEWS! Fellowjeff's Noise & Syrup, my very favorite show of hundreds in the thirty years I've been listening for hours daily to WFMU is on this Summer's schedule, the song above and below from the first show this morning!





For the record, if Platner is elected I fully expect him to fund the neverending Israeli genocide in Gaza and the Israeli ethnic cleansing in the West Bank and now southern Lebanon and to vote in general like all motherfucking Corporate Democrats, it's just illustrative that Corporate Democrats' Job One is to destroy even the most minor threat from the Left, I said to the other professor engaged in the conversation at the Circ Desk after Chaired History professor stormed out. Yup, second professor said
What the wounds are telling us
The Censorship Industry and the Exploitation Model of Digital War Capitalism
"I am very aware that lately I have been rather bitter"
Three Dualities of the American Political Psyche
"I originally entitled this essay Who Will Declare The Butlerian Jihad? but then, well, someone did, and it just so happened to be the fucking Pope"
How Washington Is Building a Surveillance State Without Calling It One
Silicon Valley looks for Lebensraum in the Bible Belt
The Invention of AntifaThe 2026 FIFA World Cup in the US is becoming a spectacle of greed, social exclusion, and authoritarianism
Football (not helmetball) Considered as One of the Fine Arts
"The difference between Russia/Qatar and the USA is Russia/Qatar used the World Cup to hide their human rights abuses, and the USA are using it to flaunt them"
The Most Racist World Cup In History
The Nazi World Cup10 Things Liberal Democrats Do NOT Find "Unsettling" (unlike the VERY "Unsettling" Graham Platner)
The End of Five Centuries of Western Hegemony?
Are we living in an interregnum?Dollar Hegemony?
Your retirement savings are about to make Elon Musk a trillionaire
We are ruled by motherfucking sociopaths
I. HATE. MOTHERFUCKING. DEMOCRATS.
Motherfucking sociopaths manipulating motherfucking crackers
I. HATE. MOTHERFUCKING. DEMOCRATS.
Oil execs building corporate militias, fearing "Bastille" moment over gas prices
Philly Cops Admit That They’re Tracking “First Amendment Activity” Critical of AI
"Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep"
Do Americans really know how much the world hates us?
Establishment Attacks On Platner Are Classic Woke Attacks On The Populist Left
United States of AssholesUnited States of AssholesUnited States of AssholesUnited States of Assholes
The Only Way Out Is TogetherHow Long Does It Take to Plan a Bridge?
There’s Something Living Inside Fog
United States of AssholesUnited States of AssholesUnited States of AssholesUnited States of Assholes
when a president's leisure trip to New York City was a national scandal for a week
MaggieWilliam T. Vollmann’s four-volume spook show
We are ruled by motherfucking sociopaths
{ feuilleton }Live Cure2026 June 3
Colour of AbstractionAll the Versuses of Life
Someone bluskied a photo of a gorgeous Joseph Cornell collage which made me think of this John Ashbery essay
An oral history of the New York School poets
Infinite Jest,’ the Internet, and the Politics of Reading
Why the American Novel Refused to Grow Up
Fellowjeff did a fill-in early past Saturday morning and played this favorite earworm of mine






BOUNDEN DUTY

James Tate

               I got a call from the White House, from the
President himself, asking me if I’d do him a personal
favor. I like the President, so I said, “Sure, Mr.
President, anything you like.” He said, “Just act
like nothing’s going on. Act normal. That would
mean the world to me. Can you do that, Leon?” “Why,
sure, Mr. President, you’ve got it. Normal, that’s
how I’m going to act. I won’t let on, even if I’m
tortured,” I said, immediately regretting that “tortured”
bit. He thanked me several times and hung up. I was
dying to tell someone that the President himself called
me, but I knew I couldn’t. The sudden pressure to
act normal was killing me. And what was going on
anyway. I didn’t know anything was going on. I
saw the President on TV yesterday. He was shaking
hands with a farmer. What if it wasn’t really a
farmer? I needed to buy some milk, but suddenly
I was afraid to go out. I checked what I had on.
I looked “normal” to me, but maybe I looked more
like I was trying to be normal. That’s pretty
suspicious. I opened the door and looked around.
What was going on? There was a car parked in front
of my car that I had never seen before, a car that
was trying to look normal, but I wasn’t fooled.
If you need milk, you have to get milk, otherwise
people will think something’s going on. I got into
my car and sped down the road. I could feel those
little radar guns popping behind every tree and bush,
but, apparently, they were under orders not to stop
me. I ran into Kirsten in the store. “Hey, what’s
going on, Leon?” she said. She had a very nice smile.
I hated to lie to her. “Nothing’s going on. Just
getting milk for my cat,” I said. “I didn’t know
you had a cat,” she said. “I meant to say coffee.
You’re right, I don’t have a cat. Sometimes I
refer to my coffee as my cat. It’s just a private
joke. Sorry,” I said. “Are you all right?” she
asked. “Nothing’s going on, Kirsten. I promise
you. Everything is normal. The President shook
hands with a farmer, a real farmer. Is that such
a big deal?” I said. “I saw that,” she said, “and
that man was definitely not a farmer.” “Yeah, I
know,” I said, feeling better.

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Watching the Colonoscopy Video Projected at My Feet Tunneling Squeamishly Through the Pale Yellow Ripples of Intestine

Go to the 32:45 mark (autocorrect capitalized that Mark, gospel truth) to watch this shitty blog's Official Bleggalgazing Anthem, May 31st this shitty blog's Bleggalgazing Day for reasons I forget and reasons I remember but don't type this time, two days late this year because I no longer adhere to this shitty blog's rites as religiously as once, and this one now posted primarily for its Anthem and three related Theme Songs





The gleggalbaze: this project has evolved into aiding me process and cope and protest and document the world our sociopath shitlord owners brazenly and hastily, like time is running out, are openly attempting to impose on us, so it's therapeutic, yes, but more importantly I still enjoy making these poems. Also too: 





And while bot-hits now outnumber people hits by a factor of tens of thousands a day (so there's no point my quitting the blog for fear of AI bots ripping me off or shitlords' ubiquitous surveillance of my treason), THANK YOU YOU WHO VISIT, there is still a community of sorts here in Dead, Blegsylvania, and very thank you to yinz that reach out with emails, comments, words, art, Kindness



The plan is to kill you while bankrupting you while you're dying
Empire of ViceWhat Everyone Should Know About How Capital Works
The dictatorship of capital cannot be reformed from above
The Neoliberal Endgame as Circular Firing Squad
Dislocation and Deaths of Despair in Neoliberal America
Congress quietly moves to integrate US and Israeli militaries
Empire Suicide WatchBritain bans Hasan Piker and Cenk Uygur for opposing genocide
When the news isn’t just slanted but disappears
PayPal MafiaViolence enabled by the state
Tyranny or revolutionAutopsy-Turvy
Arctic Ocean passes 'irreversible' chemical tipping point
The Education of Pope Leo XIVTake This Data Center and Shove It
Fish in a barrel"The question on Washington’s mind now is: Why can’t Maine just nominate an asexual, Harvard-educated McKinsey consultant as candidate rather than some tatted up, ex-Marine riff-raff like Platner?"
Her case Against the Washington Post Goes to Arbitration This Week
Your Pet Care Got Worse On Purpose
Loyalty programs are being used to rip you off
Propaganda LoopMarx versus Weber
MaggieThe eyes have itToo hot
I've worked for 37 years six blocks from Martin's and have not eaten there once
{ feuilleton }Missouri Williams?Death & Fire
End of merry month of May blogSurviving Tophet
The Space Poet: Morton Feldman at 100
THIS SHITTY BLOG'S THEME SONG SINCE DAY ONE






CORPS ÉTRANGER

Edward Salem

The placard said it was about surveillance,
but standing in the white cylinder,
watching the colonoscopy video
projected at my feet
tunneling squeamishly through
the pale yellow ripples of intestine,
one Palestinian inside
the asshole of another
in the Hamburger Bahnhof, I thought,
What does this have to do with Palestine?
I understood better after
living across the hill from settlers.

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

In All My Years As a Pedestrian Serving Juice To Guests, It Never Occurred To Me Thoughtfully To Imagine How a Radish Feels. She Merely Arrived

Barring the unexpected, two new folk moving into our house end of August (they are only five weeks old now), both children of ferals in York, Pennsylvania, rescued by a friend of L's, a crazier cat-person than even us (though we have more garden statuary), I'll soon be able to walk into my house and yell, Lucy, I'm home




Our next door neighbor is luckily (if you're me) or unluckily (if you're L) named Ricky, so Bob, short for Babalu (L did not get my allusion when I said Bob Alou the missing fourth Alou brother, the fuck am I old)





I love all cats but love black cats best. Strangest days of my life, I'm reading, and enjoying, and now jinxing Henry James' The Ambassadors, attempt number 54,798 at reading James, at the insistence of two English professors and longtime friends I promised years ago at a Thursday Night Pints I'd keep trying James' late great trilogy (Wings of the Dove and The Golden Bowl the other two) until I get it or keep trying until end times if necessary. I can't name Bob Lambert since Lambert, aka Corrente, a lost blogbud, already taken, I can see why. End times? Have a grid below the Miles Davis, today is his centenary





Our Brains Are Normalizing Atrocity
"The psychopaths are conditioning us, through sheer repetition, to inhabit their moral universe of the medieval dark ages, in which prisoners are tortured and raped as a matter of operational routine, and the response of the civilized world is a furrowed brow and a State Department briefing about the importance of continued partnership"
They want us deadBen-Gvir is Israel
Huckabee tells Lebanese being bombed to thank Israel for seedless watermelons
Another day's necessary duhtrumpduh
Arlington Cemetery website drops links for Black, Hispanic, and women veterans
United States of AssholesExpect a 2ionist false flag attack on the United States in the next two weeks
The far right is being racist. Here's why it's the left's faultStarting
Criminal projectionContinuing Imperial Depravity--A Rant
How did we get here from there?The People Do Not Need Permission
We are ruled by motherfucking sociopaths
are ruled by motherfucking sociopaths we
ruled by motherfucking sociopaths we are
by motherfucking sociopaths we are ruled
motherfucking sociopaths we are ruled by
sociopaths we are ruled by motherfucking
who are fully supported by motherfucking Democrats
The Geopolitics of Class War in a Post-American World
New man-made horrors beyond comprehension dropped
"Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father"
The Coming Faculty Class War, and Other Prophecies
The Great IndigestionYou will own nothing
Israel just KILLED a team of rescue workers in southern Lebanon today in a DOUBLE TAP strike. A father and his daughter were killed, then rescue workers were ALSO bombed upon arrival.
Hegseth’s Desperate Crusade for Masculine Validation
Actually, Democracy Dies in H.R.
Authoritarianism and Mediocre Elites
The Zombie Revival of Dead Confederates
The Deafening Silence Of Rockstars On Palestine
A sick twenty-first-century take on strength and weakness
Things the Pope can say but students and faculty at Ivy League universities cannotWithdrawal
MaggieThey Call It Stupid Hot For a Reason
Olga Tokarczuk uses AI to drive over the bones of her own novels
Barthelme, the Houstonian{ feuilleton }
Taking the villian's part: on Gass' *The Tunnel*
ShakeyRobert Fripp Still Unsure Why Hospital Shaved His Balls After Heart Attack




THIS ECONOMY

John Ashbery

In all my years as a pedestrian
serving juice to guests, it never occurred to me
thoughtfully to imagine how a radish feels.
She merely arrived. Half-turning
in the demented twilight, one feels a
sour empathy with all that went before.
That, needless to say, was how we elaborated
ourselves staggering across tracts:
Somewhere in America there is a naked person.

 
Somewhere in America adoring legions blush
in the sunset, crimson madder, and madder still.
Somewhere in America someone is trying to figure out
how to pay for this, bouncing a ball
off a wooden strut. Somewhere
in America the lonely enchanted eye each other
on a bus. It goes down Woodrow Wilson Avenue.
Somewhere in America it says you must die, you know too much.
                             

Thursday, May 21, 2026

Of right Of wrong Of up Of down Of who Of how Of when Of one Of then Of if Of in Of out Of feel Of friend Of it Of now, or: Born 100 Years Ago Today



SELF-PORTRAIT

Robert Creeley

He wants to be
a brutal old man,
an aggressive old man,
as dull, as brutal
as the emptiness around him.

He doesn't want compromise,
nor ever to be nice
to anyone. Just mean,
and final in his brutal,
his total, rejection of it all.

He tried the sweet,
the gentle, the "oh,
let's hold hands together"
and it was awful,
dull, brutally inconsequential.

Now he'll stand on
his own dwindling legs.
His arms, his skin,
shrink daily. And
he loves, but hates equally.

---

Born 100 years ago today. Wouldn't read like I read if I hadn't read Creeley in my twenties, need to read him more that just once a year, dammit

Creeley interviewed
91 poems here.
Six more poems below the fold:

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

using the Black Sea as a mirror when everyone knows the Black Sea is a terrible mirror, like God is a terrible simile for me but like God with his mirror, I use it

Whether deliberately orchestrated or by deliberate negligence blooger, the program and product, is sinking into suck at the same accelerating pace as every effing thing else. Besides the preview-post not updating after I edit the post before publishing (happening now) the most notable farts are the increasing number of sites on the blogrolls whose feeds won't update (though blooger insists the feed is live and active) - I know the Blog Days of Summer have started (commences every year after Spring college and university commencements) and the number of people posting and reading will slow dramatically, but there are people on the blogrolls posting (Naked Capitalism, for instance) whose new posts are not reflected in real time on the blogrolls' timelines. I cleared caches on my work and personal machines and tested other PCs in the Library, it's bloogle, not me. I mention this not as a hint of my future as a blegacider but as a simple but excellent example of abundant fine fucking metaphors' abounding. The enshittification epidemic be real. Be sure to spiral





New, that, go buy this at bandcamp. I'm gonna sue myself for ten million dollars then give myself almost two million dollars to drop the suit, I said yesterday to the unsmiling visage of my friend and former polisci professor (and Christopher Lasch apostle) who has playfully teased me for three decades for being a crazy canary, crazy weathervane, crazy Cassandra, and lunatic doomsaying fool. You win, he said, the times are as crazy as you. I did *not* recommend that split OOIOO/Lightning Bolt album to him (who shares Elric's given first name, one of three I've known, and adores Mahler), but you? YES! go buy that album at bandcamp for the new OOIOO but especially buy it for the new Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt comes highly recommended, I can't play them in the car when L is with me! a Swans-level vouch from her!





The Empire Is Not Being Saved. It Is Being Liquidated
Mediocrity as a Technological Imperative
The regime is quietly working to create a permanent underclass
"The oligarchs want a permanent ruling class. The extremists want a permanent underclass to grind a boot into. The deal between them is straightforward enough: the oligarchs get captured courts and permanent tax cuts, the extremists get their hierarchy of human worth written back into the law"
Militarised Accumulation and the Irrational Rationality of the Iran War
The Rise of ‘Castle-ness’ as Monuments to Oligarchy?
The Billionaire Plot to Put Women Back in Chains
unscheduled sudden midair disassembly of the American empire
We are ruled by motherfucking sociopaths
Delegitimizing the JuristocracyRights require money
"very good and it zeroes in on a really important dynamic: the way the professionalization of the court and the industry around it serves to insulate the justices from democratic feedback as well as contribute to the idea that the justices are law wizards to whom we *ought* to defer"
Today in I hate motherfucking Democrats, hate
Today in I hate motherfucking Democrats, hate
"the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women"
Today in I hate motherfucking Democrats, hate
Today in I hate motherfucking Democrats, hate
"written by the health "reporter" at the NYT who is constantly questioning every minute detail of youth gender care, seen here writing with praise about conservatives abusing testosterone"
Avedon Carol's occasional linksAll this used to be underwater
"Alt Headline: “State that stripped 2 congressional seats from its cities and took away representation from majority-Black Memphis potentially rewarded with Super Bowl. (After spending half a billion state taxpayer dollars on a new stadium)” @NFL"
sinister herpetological divinities is the name of my next bandEverywhere I Look, I See Myself
Econometrics, The MusicalHunted, banned
Pricing, Problems and the 2026 FIFA World Cup
MaggieInvasion of the universeNeurosis
He is absolutely right! and other sporeds tails
Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!
Carl Jung on the Power of Tarot Cards
Why Did Humans Evolve to Favor One Hand Over the Other?
My parents took me and Elric to both chicken pox and mumps parties
The Fastball Has Never Been Faster
2028 Is When Traditional Publishing Plans to Quietly Kill Literary Fiction
Embrace Your Marginality{ feuilleton }
On Deep Space Nine's voyages to the "crazy alternate universe!"
Olga Tokarczuk zapowiada ostatnią powieść w karierze: „Pisanie długich opowieści jest dziś ekonomicznie nieopłacalne
Beneath the Paving Stones, the RiverPelican Child
[P]oetry is, at an occult or clandestine level, infinitely capacious”: An Interview with Lisa Robertson
Thomas Pynchon, Brian Wilson, Neil Young & Los Angeles
Go buy this at bandcamps too!






SONG IN MY HEART

Diane Seuss

If there’s pee on the seat it’s my pee,
battery’s dead I killed it, canary at the bottom
of the cage I bury it, like God tromping the sky
in his undershirt carrying his brass spittoon,
raging and sobbing in his Hush Puppy house
slippers with the backs broke down, no Mrs.
God to make him reasonable as he gets out
the straight razor to slice the hair off his face,
using the Black Sea as a mirror when everyone
knows the Black Sea is a terrible mirror,
like God is a terrible simile for me but like
God with his mirror, I use it.