Thursday, October 1, 2026

lt literally doesn't exist, no, stay up and go to sleep, unless it falls on the right side of the brain positioned for so many forgeries, moon nugget...

One last thing about blooger's recent rapid enshittification - starting Tuesday this week, each time I open blooger's dashboard blooger's AI bullshitter begs me to use it rather than myself. Fine metaphors abound. Whether related to the improving - more are now updating again but many still fucked-up - blogrolls.... who knows

Rest in Peace, Stanley (after Elkin). As long as we kept the lid up and the bathroom door open he never used the litter box (he would if we left the lid down or accidentally shut the door) until his rapid decline in his old age this past year





Within four years eight of our nine cats died, six of old age, two were murdered, one by an asshole in a car, one by asshole neighbor's asshole dog. Olive still here. Nugget and Spidey arrive from rescue/foster on Halloween


Guess which one's Nugget. Going to Michigan to visit my daughter Wednesday next week, unless something kaboom-worthy, good or bad, happens, or I've forgotten a BLCKDGRD holy day, this will probably be the last post before I leave. I've got myself down to once a week, I did it for you. As always on vacation trips, I have no plans to post and no plans to not post, though being in Michigan weeks before the midterms and Michigan's key and contentious Senate race could be entertaining. Mogwai with Iggy have a good new creepy song?




Donald Trump and the Age of Evil
"On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays"
➥Cracker influencer teams up with shitlib influencer to tell you the dumb bitch asked for and got what she deserved
How Peter Thiel became the Devil himself
Israeli finance minister calls for genocidal war on West Bank, annexation of south Lebanon
Irish Goalkeeper Gavin Bazunu’s Refusal to Play Against Israel Puts Him on the Right Side of History
Updated Google Satellite Images Show ‘Apocalyptic’ Destruction of Gaza by Israel
United States of Assholes, botched execution edition. Assholes
The Criminal Selfishness of Imperial Politics
"When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it’s an exercise of the freedom of businesses to ‘demonstrate their values’ by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran’s fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it’s bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised"
The AI extinction narrative is winning out
Why Big Tech Oligarchs Hate Democracy
Meta and Google are focused on obscure local elections
Art and censorship since 9/11Losing his religion
"It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies"
From shitpost to bullshitJournalism and its shitlord adversaries
Last gasp of the punchcardBalko's round-up
On the fundamental human right to exhibit bad faith
Useful shadowsUS Liberal Media Literacy Guide
The Work of Math in the Age of Artificial Reproduction
Creative Industries Have Been Eviscerated by AI
A Gravitational Battle Within the Earth Is Changing the Length of Days
Earth is tearing apart beneath the Pacific Northwest
YESTERDAY’S INSULTS ARE TOMORROW’S COMPLIMENTS
Why Do Dogs Tilt Their Heads When You Talk?
Familect{ feuilleton }Spectra Plectra
William the Blind on William the Blind's latest novel
Cormac McCarthy’s The Road and the Tradition of Apocalypse
Yeggs, grifters, and revolutionaries scheme and dream
The Monkee who became the original Cosmic Cowboy
An incredible archive of live shows from the 1980s
I vouch vouch vouch for the music of Oren Ambarchi






THE MAUVE NOTEBOOK

John Ashbery

On a set you need bush rebels,
that numbing little chair while passing.
If we knock 'em out
seven precincts are going to show up.
It looks like you don't need oil.
I think it'll be fine.
Did she think that might be good,
or for the man who listens to it,
nothing to be done or thought,
(section pending)?
 
Or for the man who listens to it,
an abrupt yawn, history or the other.
Home economics.  Dr. Singalong
can't find his way back.
I don't know about that, but
at her lamps do you still see
the awkward ceremony, too serious?
Leave it that way, imperfect start beyond
where I was going.
Prison outside the perpetual sonata,
the only anxiety,
since you wonder what they don't do,
from your red zero heart page
waiting to touch your face.
 
Although they know about it and
it literally doesn't exist,
no, stay up and go to sleep,
unless it falls on the right side of the brain
positioned for so many forgeries,
moon nugget...
 
I don't cut 'em any slack.
Assault on a clean front,
that's a lot to be turning into.
 
These residents, they start throwing 'em early.
Continue to open your door to mud!                                                          
 
Take the noon balloon to Rangoon,
gutta percha academy,
to the place of ice cream,
 
because, really, what difference does it make?
When it was time you went home.
Tears and flowers,
 
see how dirty your hands are.
We had a lovely dime.

Soon it will be seven I ask you.

Thursday, September 24, 2026

All that is beautiful, from which I choose even artifice, which I hold above nature, won’t salve these stuttered accoutrements

Blooger isn't fixed but it is a tiny bit less broken. Two of you have reached out, the blogroll updater is still totally broken for some, sorta broken for others, but when anyone clicks the site button they are sent to the front page of the respective site which is current and up-to-date, click on the site title, not the alleged lastest post link. My bandcamp is up-to-date and has the new Bonnie Prince Billy live album, released last Friday





Blogger sent me an email last week telling me they had crawled the blog and found four - FOUR - videos on BLCKDGRD that had frozen and deleted them. Subsequently some of the blog updaters updated and continue to and more updaters updated and then seized up dead again, I have no idea whether the two events are related and, surprisingly to me, care less each day. Trying the same diminishing damnlessness on the clusterfuck, nope. This song slays me each and every time





My understanding is you can get one free listen of anything on my bandcamp so help yourself. I can shuffle my bandcamp from my phone but not from my PC, if you know how to shuffle on a PC or chromebook PLEASE TELL ME! This ends the What the Fuck Is Wrong With Blooger programming and returns to its regular, relentless, and futile What the Fuck Is Wrong With Me starring gridofanger and its embedded and not embedded but implied monologues, plus songs, plus a poem




"Impunity for U.S. atrocities after 9/11 paved the way for rank authoritarianism and forever war—all of it enabled by an imperial Supreme Court"
"This is a green light for the kidnapping of presidents, the assassination of leaders in their offices, and the plunder of resources"
Today's monologue ➥Also too a green light to cracker cis white males to dominate, command, and sublimate your bitch, you fag
The repression of dissent in the face of failing wars
There is always a box and authoritarians will put everyone they can inside it
Capital Is Preparing the State for Domestic Insurrection
Conditions for Revolutionary Change In The West: FiscalHis life as a thought criminal
The Economics of DestructionCriminalizing birth control
The extremism of moderates"We believe that all children are made in the image of God, which is why we think some children should be bullied and ostracized by society."
A Brief History of Sam Alito’s Delusional Obsession With Voter Fraud
Black Radicalism And The Return Of The ‘Subversive Negro’​​​​​​​
When you’re a good journalist working for a bad owner
Doom, PredictedCounterfeit Righteousness
I. HATE. MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATS GAVIN NEWSOM EDITION
I. HATE. MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATS TAMMY DUCKWORTH EDITION
Historicising EnshittificationLove of money
Donald Trump carried Finney County (Garden City, mentioned in article, is county seat) by more than 2/3rd of the votesGamifying Alienation
The Gambling Companies Need Their Customers’ Misery
There are no bigger whinyass pissbaby pussies like cracker cis white male whinyass pissbaby pussies and especially those cis white make whinyass pissbaby pussies PAID to be cracker cis white male whinyass pissbaby pussies
They Just Created A Million Charlie Kirks
We Need To Talk About The Apocalypse
MaggieLions v IronsHyperparasitism
I love Cumberland, it's gorgeous when not appalling and appalling when not gorgeous, and it's an Appalachian town, not a Southern town
Lisa Robertson's *Riverwork*{ feuilleton }
Johnny Marr's guitarsIs she the Literary asshole?
YOU CAN HEAR THE NEW PETER JEFFERIES AT MY BANDCAMP TOO!





ENVOY

Lisa Robertson

I have tried to say
that, although Love is not judgement
analysis too is a style
of affect
since the scale that rends me vulnerable
has cut, from abundance, doubt
(not that identity shunts
civic ratio or consequence) Sure —
I would prefer to respond to only
the established charms (and forget inconvenience)
but her hair was also a kind of honey
or instrument.
 
All that is beautiful, from which I choose
even artifice, which I hold above nature
won’t salve these stuttered accoutrements

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

I See: It’s Not You Who Is Not Requiting Me, It’s Something In You Over Which You Have No Say Says No to Me

Blooger IS fucked-up, this from reddit last evening:



And others have confirmed via email, thank you. Glad that I didn't break mine, capable though I am even when I've made no attempt to change a thing about the blog except add more people to the blogrolls to make my daily rounds easier and more fulfilling. I did, in a pathetically panicky effort to fix the current fuck-up I knew was blooger's fault and not mine, delete the two cemetery blogrolls, many of those had been dead more than a decade, thinking if any rss codes are constipating the blogrolls it'd be these. If you are still reading here and know your dead blog was interned in the Blogrolls of the Dead and you Rise again to bloglife please let me know, I'll add you to the blogrolls where you will not show up until blooger fixes the feed problem and I bet you unlimited digital pints blooger won't fix the feed problem. Wait, there's new Arab Strap?



Google sheets and forms in my work life and real life sketchy now too, it's not just blooger. Meanwhile, the director of the FBI is defending the hiring of ICE agents with a known history of bestiality while the hick-larping GOP senator from Louisiana demands to know if the animals (whether the dogs were the fucked or the fucker or both is not stated) were disqualified if the agents weren't. Patel assures hick-larper the doggos are good boys. Where I would type the preceding sentence if blooger dies I haven't yet considered beyond knowing it will not be substack and I really don't want to teach myself wordpress though I have an account - a few of you have clicked through to it when I embedded links in the grid - and could replace this blog there. Does wordpress even have blogrolls much less blogrolls that use a feed to self-update? Grids will continue for now, there's a workaround until blooger dies, grids help me process and cope, I do them for me. Have some old Arab Strap




It’s Hard To Know Things And Not Sound Like A Depressed Bore
KILL ALL HUMANS ☞Osama Bin Trump: yet another reminder that if shitlords did not want what Trump is doing Trump wouldn't be doing it
Fairfax and especially Loudoun County Virginia data centers are killing the Potomac
AI Oligarchs Want to Make You Stupid, so They Can Sell You Knowledge
Immortality, and Why I Want Nothing to Do With It
"The fact that both Democrats and Republicans are racing to the 10 side of a 90-10 issue really tells you a lot about the state of our democracy (it's a corporatocracy), and how both parties view democracy in general (as a nuisance)"
The Rise and Fall of Tech Worker Power
The enemy of my enemyNot a serious country
"Democrats: The Party of Equal Rights for Everyone. Except the Trans if we need Talarico's vote. Except the Women if we need Cuellar's vote. Except the Palestinians if we need Fetterman's vote. Except the Immigrants if we need Suozzi's vote. Because we're a big tent that believes in our Equal Rights"
What does it mean to say we are in a polycrisis?
9/11 was a terrible crime. What followed was the crime of the centuryWhat if the system isn't broken?
"For all the talk about omnicause on here, you rarely ever see people say that US elites have an omnicause which is protecting Israel from the most banal criticism at all times"
In defense of abolitionGenocide-washing
Haaretz’s Editorial Board Acknowledged That The Majority Of Jewish Israelis Are Genocidal
Read the Kavanaugh: he's saying, you fucked-up and started too late to give us time to cover our ass trying to save your ass for the midterms, get started on 2028 now
Cartography, Colonial Power, and the Strategic Politics of Geography
MaggieIN THE KINDOM (sic) of the OBVIOUS, NOTHING is harder to PERCEIVE than the OBVIOUSLocals
Gravity’s Rainbow and House of Leaves
How Leonora Carrington can change your life
Flocking late to the debate{ feuilleton }
Birdwatching Is Good for Your Mental Health
On the new Armantrout
Sleeper & Toy Fights
Clean SlateIn My Room☚ Not the shitty Beach Boys song, I promiseBehind One the Greatest Post-Punk Songs Ever Recorded





THE CONSOLATIONS OF SOCIOBIOLOGY

Bill Knott

Those scars rooted me. Stigmata stalagmite
I sat at a drive-in and watched the stars
Through a straw while the Coke in my lap went
Waterier and waterier. For days on end or

Nights no end I crawled on all fours or in
My case no fours to worship you: Amoeba Behemoth.
—Then you explained your DNA calls for
Meaner genes than mine and since you are merely

So to speak its external expression etcet
Ergo among your lovers I’ll never be ...
Ah that movie was so faraway the stars melting

Made my thighs icy. I see: it’s not you
Who is not requiting me, it’s something in you
Over which you have no say says no to me.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

People Try To Put Me Down Just Because Fine Ham Abounds

The blogrolls are dead or at least comatose. Not saying that as a result my grids of anger will cease, not saying I'll interpret this as an omen to disengage and quit, am saying fine clustermetaphorfucks abound, the interconnectivity between the multitude too negatively serendipitous (serendipity works to kill as well as chill, yo), too many of them not to be a sign of too many somethings. Work contributes this time of year, but a dark patch be here, and (monologue in (and is) today's grid, cobbled before the blogroll kill-off) this is the first medicine I take to try and brighten





Tech’s new generation and the end of thinking
➥"The future will belong to people with a very specific combination of personality traits and psychosexual neuroses"
"Every bit of breaking news about the racist billionaire who is funding the Republican Party and destroying our entire world contains salacious details that would normally launch a full-scale assault by the entire media, but I guess he can't compete with "guy who films himself at a computer talking"'
Anthropic Is Building a Predictive Surveillance System to Monitor ActivistsThe AI Researcher Who Just Quit Anthropic Says It’s ‘Crunch Time for Humanity’Today's monologue ➥2026 September Top AI Researchers Predict They’ll Kill Us All Within Ten YearsNothing you put in your body is healthy, everything you eat is killing you, everythingDestroying Books to Build a Mind"This weird mini convention is just back to back Republicans being the most racist people alive and it would have been really cool for Democrats to have been able to have a counter-response to it if they hadn't spent the last three weeks saying about 60-70% of the exact same things"
Liberal Zionists Are Evil Shitbags
Opposing Genocide in Gaza Isn’t Antisemitic
Israel’s Gaza “Solution” Is to Empty It of Palestinians, Defense Minister Says
The British state has lost the argument, even as it rigs the trials of genocide opponents
Remains of 70 children among 100 Palestinians laid to rest in mass Gaza funeral
The Exterminating EmpireWhich Way, Democratic Party?
The Last Person to Know the Dictator Is Screwed Is the Dictator
The more he fails to dominate, the more insane Trump gets
British Independent News Website The Canary Suspends Operations After Being “Debanked” By Second Lender
The United States of Assholes and Helmetballism As Morally Virtuous
"why is the pedophile protection party so obsessed with your children's genitals" is such an obvious line of attack that one can only assume Democrats aren't running with it because they don't want to"This (excellent) article related to my theory that legalized sports betting was a major canary that shitlords were eagerly starting Operation Loot the Joint and Kill the Peasants and enlisting your dumb ass in your dying immiserationWhy do cracker assholes kill (anything) wolves?
Helmetballism as State Religion of the United States of Assholes
This shitpig, or: Return of I. Hate. Motherfucking. Democrats.
Blind guesses: Capitalism and the Markets
"For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way"
"these people individually + collectively lack the capacity for creating and curating meaningful culture and it continuously pushes them in the direction of envious, narcissistic sabotage of those who are capable of creating and curating meaningful culture"
MaggieI use *bleg* as in *bleggalgazing* and *bleg* as in *Blegsylvania* and don't use *bleg* as in "blegathon* as Lambert does but that doesn't mean you shouldn't send him the coins in your pocket if you enjoy his work and appreciate the time and effort it takes
Wendell Berry for New YorkersManifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front
Worst Parking Lots in Montgomery County (2026 Edition)
Frank Lloyd Wright’s Secret Career as a Japanese Art Dealer & How It Shaped His ArchitectureBiblioklept is twenty years old yesterday{ feuilleton }
The ocean, Bob?☟ 2nd ineffectual medicine for brightening ☟






UNUSUAL PRECAUTIONS

John Ashbery

“We, we children, why our lives are circumscribed, circumferential;

Close, too close to the center, we are haunted by perimeters
And our lives seem to go in and out, in and out all the time,
As though yours were diagonal, vertical, shallow, chopped off

At the root like the voice of the famous gadfly: ‘Oh! Aho!’ it
Sits in the middle of the roadway. That’s it. Worry and brown
        desk
Stain it by infusion. There aren’t enough tags at the end,
And the grove is blind, blossoming, but we are too porous to
        hear it.

It’s like watching a movie of a nightmare, the many episodes
That defuse the thrust of what comes to us. The girl who juggled
        Indian clubs
Belongs again to the paper space that backs the black
Curtain, as if there were a reason to have paid for these seats.

Tomorrow you’ll be walking in a white park. Our interests
Are too close for us to see. There seems to be no
Necessity for it, yet in walking, we too, around, and all around
We’ll come to one, where the street crosses your name, and feet
       run up it.”