Thursday, January 15, 2026

My Poem Would Eat Nothing. I Tried Giving It Water But It Said No

I've received two emails and one comment (which I accidentally deleted - my sincere apologies, I meant to approve it) in the last two weeks or so alerting me that this shitty blog is now fuck-all shitty to read on cellphones, and contrary to one opinion I actually DO give a flying fuck about this if for no other reason than why would I not want people to read this shitty blog? I was going to post this Sparklehorse song but can't because motherfucking youtube doesn't motherfucking permit posting a motherfucking song with fucked-up in the title, my motherfucking reaction:



It will never stop, the enshittification of everything. I can't confirm the fuck-all shittiness of reading this on cellphones since (a) I hated the internet on my cellphone when my cellphone could actually access the internet and (b) my cellphone currently can't access the internet because I don't know the fuck why and I don't care the fuck why and I'll be damned if I go buy a new phone to read the internet on the phone, which I hate. I have not changed any settings on this blog in literally at least ten years or more, so while I accept the blame for any and all fuck-ups here this particular fuck-up happened without my attempting to change something and fucking it up and in any case if I DID fuck something up I have no fucking idea how I did or how to fix (guggle's AI code recently installed along with no doubt far more sophisticated spyware, not just me, you too) it. This seems to be happening across every motherfucking spectrum of my life, every motherfucking spectrum but two. Have I told you 345,823,929 times we are being reprogrammed? Strangest fucking days of my life. Where's my kind ghost? Hear, more Sparklehouse, this is one of dozens of my favorite five songs ever:



We can’t vote our way out of this mess
The entire Democratic Party summed-up in one headline
Trump Cuts $2 Billion in Federal Funding for Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services
Secret ICE Programs Revealed
Dems Are Begging Their Own to Drop ‘Abolish ICE’
Right-Wing Influencers Have Flooded Minneapolis
"Are we allowed to say mean things about that racist piece of shit Dilbert guy now that he died? Just want to be clear on the rules"
Dingbat Imperialism, the Lowest Stage of Capitalism
The Black Book of Capitalism"Young people on Earth will witness horrors beyond what we are willing to imagine"
The Billionaires and the November Election
Mere anarchySick in a company town
Americans Are IrredeemableClarksburg sucks
Cows Lying DownWikipedia and the novel
BANDCAMP Bans AI MusicListen to this
Listen to thisAnarchist HymnLarry Levis
Bobby Weir's Cosmic TouchNew SUNN O)))
Tuesday past was Morton Feldman's centenary






THE POEM YOU ASKED FOR

Larry Levis

My poem would eat nothing.
I tried giving it water
but it said no,

 
worrying me.
Day after day,
I held it up to the light,

 
turning it over,
but it only pressed its lips
more tightly together.

 
It grew sullen, like a toad
through with being teased.
I offered it money,

 
my clothes, my car with a full tank.
But the poem stared at the floor.
Finally I cupped it in

 
my hands, and carried it gently
out into the soft air, into the
evening traffic, wondering how

 
to end things between us.
For now it had begun breathing,
putting on more and

 
more hard rings of flesh.
And the poem demanded the food,
it drank up all the water,

 
beat me and took my money,
tore the faded clothes
off my back,

 
said Shit,
and walked slowly away,
slicking its hair down.

 
Said it was going
over to your place.


Anonymous submission.

3 comments:

  1. 1/i listened to
    The Spinning Wheel
    by Mediæval Bæbes

    and was glad i did so

    2/i noted with a bit of amusement that the washington post did not allow comments on "machado hands her peace prize medal to trump" - if i could have, i would have said i would have believed in her sincerity if she gave him the money - which actually is freely transferable by the prize recipient

    3/today our kitchen renovation destroyed not only the landline phone jack in that room, which we had agreed to, but also and unexpectedly - but quite explicably when we looked into the issue - the connectivity of those later in the "daisy chain" - fortunately a jack in the basement still worked - our already-in-place cordless phone DECT system with multiple handsets allowed us to re-establish functionality when we moved the base unit - i am old, i wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled, and i give people my landline number because i don't want them to call me on my cell phone

    4/fine metaphors abound - will the former functionality of those parts of the u.s. government that more-or-less worked ever be re-established? to some extent, maybe - but mostly not, i bet - as fictitiously attributed to a historical person in a preposterous conversation, "The predicament will outlive you by forty, fifty years. It doesn't need your constant attention. It will be fine without you."

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  2. My life doesn't look good on a cell phone.

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  3. self and an allegedly energy-efficient information processing system with a cross-cultural perspective discussed Vonnegut's Galapagos and Gnostic Parables, with a suggestion as to how purpose comes into being

    https://chat.deepseek.com/a/chat/s/84792030-8c39-46fe-9bee-a7d49f0f5d70

    money quotes - "potato, tomato, and beefato" "don''t think of it as tragic - think of it as physics"

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