MLS is expanding to Portland and Vancouver next season. Each current MLS team must make available for draft by Portland or Vancouver eleven players (though no current MLS team can lose more than two players). Here's who the shittiest team in MLS made available:
GK Troy Perkins, F Pablo Hernandez, D-MF Devon McTavish, MF Brandon Barklage, F Adam Cristman, D Jordan Graye, MF Kurt Morsink, D Barry Rice, MF Carlos Varela, D Juan Manuel Pena, F Danny Allsopp.
If I was Portland or Vancouver, I'd take Troy Perkins and his salary in a nanosecond. Watch. Perkins is behind Hamid here (which is fine) but was once in USMNT keeper pool. Maybe he sucks now, maybe the team in front of him sucked more, probably it's both, but a chance of a veteran keeper who was not long ago almost all that? Watch Perkins leave a bad situation and go out West and play himself into the pool for WC14. I like Perkins - he gets LOUD SIDE! I hope it happens, for good reasons.
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and then said both Palin and Obama wereShe (Palin) was offered the Sarah Palin Decade and said yes...
offered roles of a lifetime, (and were) smart enough to say yes.I didn't mean to imply I wouldn't have said yes too. You be the judge of you.
D Dejan Jakovic, MF Branko Boskovic, MF-F Chris Pontius, D Marc Burch, D-MF Rodney Wallace, MF-F Santino Quaranta, MF Stephen King, MF-F Junior Carreiro, D Jed Zayner, MF Clyde Simms, D Julius James.
Burch! Relief floods Casa Satanica! Me? I've no arguments with who United protected versus who was left unprotected - I wouldn't swap an a-lister for a b-lister - which speaks volumes about the general suckitude of the talent.
Ideally, a team would have their new head coach in place so he could have input re: his system and the players he wants for that system, though in United's case, being forced to protect players they'd just as soon go away, it doesn't matter. Good thing our deposits are in for next year's season tickets.
- 2016? Well, she'll be sitting VPOTUS. (Dem ticket 2012 = Obama/HRC. Pint bet anyone?)
- Today's moment of Zen.
- UPDATE! On the above. On the above.
- Your Weltanschauung sucks.
- Evolution of comedy.
- Security Theater Follies.
- Let the war begin.
- Dumby O'Shill and the Little People.
- Know anybody who works for MOCO?
- Hilltop gets a D? (As does SMCM?)
- World's stupidest song contest.
- Silliman's weekly lit-links.
- More lit-links.
- More lit-links.
- I take no pride in my inability to read science fiction. So. Philip K. Dick. Name one that would get me in. (Yes, I've asked before and tried before; I'll try again.)
- UPDATE! Futile devices.
- UPDATE! Changes.
- Of course I do.
- UPDATE! I've been tired.
- EXCELLENT NEWS!
- UPDATE! Everyone Chooses Sides.
- Desire Lines. LOUD! (and tripping, if possible).
- UPDATE! When I grow up.
- Linkous demos. Oh my.
In the silence that prolongs the span Rawly of music when the record ends, The red-haired boy who drove a van In weekday overalls but, like his friends, Wore cycle boots and jacket here To suit the Sunday hangout he was in, Heard, as he stretched back from his beer, Leather creak softly round his neck and chin. Before him, on a coal-black sleeve Remote exertion had lined, scratched, and burned Insignia that could not revive The heroic fall or climb where they were earned. On the other drinkers bent together, Concocting selves for their impervious kit, He saw it as no more than leather Which, taut across the shoulders grown to it, Sent through the dimness of a bar As sudden and anonymous hints of light As those that shipping give, that are Now flickers in the Bay, now lost in night. He stretched out like a cat, and rolled The bitterish taste of beer upon his tongue, And listened to a joke being told: The present was the things he stayed among. If it was only loss he wore, He wore it to assert, with fierce devotion, Complicity and nothing more. He recollected his initiation, And one especially of the rites. For on his shoulders they had put tattoos: The group's name on the left, The Knights, And on the right the slogan Born To Lose.
Woke up with that in my head. This too: