Knez of Egoslavia: Cassandra, Weathervane, Canary, Fool
Yeah, there was clearly a burning need for you to claim that one as your intellectual property.
A burning desire - in his pants! Or something to that effect. If the dums truly struggle with this existential crisis, perhaps they can enlist the aid of the Council of Wisdom who aren't likely to be busy with much of anything.
I take my giggles whenever and wherever I can find them.