A Rainbow Coalition of Coition Ejaculates a Colorblind Wine Jelly of Jism and Every Radical Ism

He did it to make Republicans look petty, said L. If that's true, I said, even if I agree with the strategy (and I thought it an excellent strategy back when I rooted for this team), he made himself look smaller and pettier. I mean, did Corporate secretly transfer all competent PR professionals out of the White House? You think he'll lose now, said D. It's true, said K, you still harbored the thought he played multi-dimensional chess. I thought he was a gameplayer, I said, I thought he'd  be more progressive than he is, and that's on me, but I was convinced he was a good enough gameplayer to win whatever ism he pursued, and the irony is, if his ism is a fanatical fetishization of a wussy mythical middle in a time when competent PR professions can jolt us out of cozy with a chryon in a beep, the motherfucker's succeeded.

• Speech fail.
• Contract with atrocity.
• Debt, slavery, freedom (part two).
• I'm glad the rioters weren't political.
• Both pussy and moron.
• Dickdick.
• Dickdick's bestfriend, Obamadick.
• American exceptionalism!
• Celebrate perpetual war, part three.
• Hoover's Great Depression.
• One in twenty-five business leaders are psychopaths?
• Eeeyah!
• No such thing as a good candidate.
• Looking forward to the history of the Tea Party.
• Who the fuck uses Star Trek allusions?

• Hellish nexus of American traffic!
• Celebrities acting famous. 
• A reunion with boredom.
• Badge of the week!
• Sucks to be Toffees.  
• New Bonnie Prince Billy soon? See him one month from today.
  
• Mary Lorson live! (and the rest of Irwin's show).

EGYPT ANGEL

Frederick Seidel

I’m not on your side, whichever side you’re on.
My enthusiasm for Nasser is long gone.
Hail, Hosni Mubarak, and farewell!
There’s the old dictator dolt
On TV, a contraption of dyed hair and hair gel.
Angels in revolt
Fill Tahrir Square. The angel Gabriel blows his horn
To announce to the reborn, You’ve been born!
And Koranically commands, Recite!
Here are the things that are right!
Day after day of secular celebration turns into night.
Not too many people are killed.
People are thrilled.

I’m your fat King Farouk,
Quacking poetry till I puke.
I’m president and premier and sultan and emir –
Prime minister and Sadat –
And oh my God he’s been shot!
I do nothing but think about you, dear.
I think about you a lot.
I revere
The crypto-philo-Semite, Anwar Sadat,
And what he did, and in consequence the death he got.
The third president of Egypt agreed to put up with Israel.
He slithered through the Arabs like an eel.
It did not go down well.

The West oinked for oil and said please.
The Western nations hung out backstage like groupies.
They barked to be fed, like a seal.
They stole anything they could steal.
Anwar Sadat screwed the light bulb of love into the socket
Out loud in the dark in the middle of the night.
Floaters swim by in my eye in the light.
Darling, don’t doubt me, don’t knock it.
I fold a linen handkerchief to make three points
To fountain whitely towards you from my breast pocket.
Point 1. My cornea detaches.
Point 2. I have galloping myopia.
Point 3. My cataracts won’t let me look at you.

It’s lenticular astigmatism.
It’s macular degeneration.
A rainbow coalition of coition ejaculates
A colourblind wine jelly of jism
And every radical ism.
White Europeans conceived these wretched Arab states,
Now fictively becoming democrats.
The breeze blows the blue of the sea
Inland from Tripoli.
Meet me in Tahrir Square.
Righty-o, I’ll meet you there.
Your Nile-green eyes gaze up at me from the pillow.
Baby, you’re my crocodile Nile. You’re my Cairo.

Tahrir Square is twirling like a dervish, spinning like a top.
In Tahrir Square tear gas canisters pop.
My crocodile angel joins the demonstrators outside her shop.
The tornado funnels into focus from a censored blur.
The military clears a path for her.
Democracy is in the vicinity
Of Nefertiti.
We’ll meet in Tahrir Square.
Every angel has gathered there,
Including my own angel, wings of Isis flapping.
Bandages are unwrapping
The royal mummy, who’s been napping, but opens her charms.
My Egypt angel wraps me in her arms.