Assself of Selfass
First day of Spring. Cool! Care pckgs to school, esp @ exam time are always welcome. Fave snacks, etc.Wisdaughter's b'day is 4th of July. For how many years was she led to believe all the fireworks and picnics were just for her? And how massive is her ego now?
You're all so old.
What's that, R.G.?Speak up, sonny!~
Hey, but we kewl!
Happy Birthday to Planet! Also whoever decided that children should grow up is a weird and awful person. And weird.