- How to start a blog in 2012. I've never run google analytics on this bleg - I've friends who assure me, design-wise, ease of viewing-wise, this blog sucks. That's more than good enough for me.
- The above video is BLCKDGRD - Theme Song 9, or would be if motherfucking blogger let me add it to the Me and Mine blogroll.
- Derp.
- Prove you're not a slut.
- Shot for pot.
- Shot for pot.
- Graeber interview.
- Motherfucking Obama.
- Motherfucking crackers.
- That's the only either/or we're told we have.
- Divide and conquer.
- Pastor Sanctimonious scolds the crackers.
- MCPS ditching Pink Slime.
- Satie on nylon-string guitar.
- Hear some new Sigur Ros.
MARS BEING RED
Marvin Bell
Being red is the color of a white sun where it lingers
on an arm. Color of time lost in sparks, of space lost
inside dance. Red of walks by the railroad in the flush
of youth, while our steps released the squeaks
of shoots reaching for the light. Scarlet of sin, crimson
of fresh blood, ruby and garnet of the jewel bed,
early sunshine, vestiges of the late sun as it turns
green and disappears. Be calm. Do not give in
to the rabid red throat of age. In a red world, imprint
the valentine and blush of romance for the dark.
It has come. You will not be this quick to redden
forever. You will be green again, again and again.
Yes, exactly.
ReplyDeleteIt will be all your fault when the crackers take over, because you didn't clap loudly enough for President Drone Strike's new clothes.
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Did somebody say crackers?
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From "How To Start a Blog in 2012"--"I particularly like keyword analysis, because this can give you some immediate insights into the type of words people use to find your content. Write more with those keywords in mind." Ha!
ReplyDeleteIf you really want to drive up the hits, stick with the classics, like "Britney Spears Shaved Pussy" and "Ken Mehlman Totally Nude Gay Sex Tape Sucking Cock"
Maybe I should start a blog. I've been thinking about it for awhile now. Think I could get anyone to read it?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the helpful hint zencomix!
You'll be sorry, Jim H.
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Dammit, I'm totally doing it wrong. At least I've been grandfathered in to the suck.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with your design? Too much 'ooh, shiny object' as is, getoffmylawn.