Everyone at Thursday Night Pints expressed sustained disgust and bored contempt for every motherfucking participant in POTUS 12, ourselves included. Extra-loathing for Rahm Emanuel and his motherfucking American liberal tboggian glee club who don't see (or, worse and more probably, at least in the marketing department, do see) the similarities between an argument against a mosque you needn't attend and a fast food restaurant you needn't frequent. POTUS 12 reminds me, said L, of being a little girl on my uncle's farm year after year in Iowa for three weeks every summer with a bitch older sister and seven older asshole cousins. K said (I'm sorry K, I had no choice, start your own blog and dispense revenge, I dare you, it'd be like the office on the top level of Holbrook Shopping Center, the office where, when I was 20, I made cold calls for the Praternal Irder of Folice for a fund-raising benefit starring Bobby Vinton), POTUS 12? Who are the older cousins? It's not that direct a comparison, I said. L said, I'm just talking about the flavor of suck.
- Yesterday afternoon I provided a successful ten minute reference consultation for Shard Mields, who'll be on that crap PBS news show tonight "debating" Bavid Drooks. I was friendly, collegial, non-confrontational. I am such a motherfucking whore.
- We create the conditions that condition us.
- A philosophy of boredom. Apologies if I already posted that.
- A letter from IOPS.
- The urbanization of class struggle.
- If Obama's puppeteers were smart they'd have him on a podium today cynically saying, While I have profound differences on gay marriage with whatever that christer's name is, as long as his company meets the legal local standards necessary to open a franchise his company is welcome to open that franchise.
- Your Fucking Washington Post wants you to be scared of Iran.
- >>>Deleted bleggalgazing<<<
- Ashbery's holy day tomorrow, Bush's Monday.
- New Pinback!
DAFFY DUCK IN HOLLYWOOD
Something strange is creeping across me.
La Celestina has only to warble the first few bars
Of "I Thought about You" or something mellow from
Amadigi di Gaula for everything--a mint-condition can
Of Rumford's Baking Powder, a celluloid earring, Speedy
Gonzales, the latest from Helen Topping Miller's fertile
Escritoire, a sheaf of suggestive pix on greige, deckle-edged
Stock--to come clattering through the rainbow trellis
Where Pistachio Avenue rams the 2300 block of Highland
Fling Terrace. He promised he'd get me out of this one,
That mean old cartoonist, but just look what he's
Done to me now! I scarce dare approach me mug's attenuated
Reflection in yon hubcap, so jaundiced, so déconfit
Are its lineaments--fun, no doubt, for some quack phrenologist's
Fern-clogged waiting room, but hardly what you'd call
Companionable. But everything is getting choked to the point of
Silence. Just now a magnetic storm hung in the swatch of sky
Over the Fudds' garage, reducing it--drastically--
To the aura of a plumbago-blue log cabin on
A Gadsden Purchase commemorative cover. Suddenly all is
Loathing. I don't want to go back inside any more. You meet
Enough vague people on this emerald traffic-island--no,
Not people, comings and goings, more: mutterings, splatterings,
The bizarrely but effectively equipped infantries of
Vegetal jacqueries, plumed, pointed at the little
White cardboard castle over the mill run. "Up
The lazy river, how happy we could be?"
How will it end? That geranium glow
Over Anaheim's had the riot act read to it by the
Etna-size firecracker that exploded last minute into
A carte du Tendre in whose lower right-hand corner
(Hard by the jock-itch sand-trap that skirts
The asparagus patch of algolagnic nuits blanches) Amadis
Is cozening the Princesse de Cleves into a midnight
On the Tamigi with the Wallets (Walt, Blossom, and little
Sleezix) on a lamé barge "borrowed" from Ollie
Of the Movies' dread mistress of the robes. Wait!
I have an announcement! This wide, tepidly meandering,
Civilized Lethe (one can barely make out the maypoles
And châlets de nécessitê on its sedgy shore)
leads to Tophet, that
Landfill-haunted, not-so-residential resort from which
Some travellers return! This whole moment is the groin
Of a borborygmic giant who even now
Is rolling over on us in his sleep. Farewell bocages,
Tanneries, water-meadows. The allegory comes unsnarled
Too soon; a shower of pecky acajou harpoons is
About all there is to be noted between tornadoes. I have
Only my intermittent life in your thoughts to live
Which is like thinking in another language. Everything
Depends on whether somebody reminds you of me.
That this is a fabulation, and that those "other times"
Are in fact the silences of the soul, picked out in
Diamonds on stygian velvet, matters less than it should.
Prodigies of timing may be arranged to convince them
We live in one dimension, they in ours. While I
Abroad through all the coasts of dark destruction seek
Deliverance for us all, think in that language: its
Grammar, though tortured, offers pavillions
At each new parting of the ways. Pastel
Ambulances scoop up the quick and hie them to hospitals.
"It's all bits and pieces, spangles, patches, really; nothing
Stands alone. What happened to creative evolution?"
Sighed Aglavaine. Then to her Sélysette: "If his
Achievement is only to end up less boring than the others,
What's keeping us here? Why not leave at once?
I have to stay here while they sit in there,
Laugh, drink, have fine time. In my day
One lay under the tough green leaves,
Pretending not to notice how they bled into
The sky's aqua, the wafted-away no-color of regions supposed
Not to concern us. And so we too
Came where the others came: nights of physical endurance,
Or if, by day, our behavior was anarchically
Correct, at least by New Brutalism standards, all then
Grew taciturn by previous agreement. We were spirited
Away en bateau, under cover of fudge dark.
It's not the incomplete importunes, but the spookiness
Of the finished product. True, to ask less were folly, yet
If he is the result of himself, how much the better
For him we ought to be! And how little, finally,
We take this into account! Is the puckered garance satin
Of a case that once held a brace of dueling pistols our
Only acknowledging of that color? I like not this,
Methinks, yet this disappointing sequel to ourselves
Has been applauded in London and St. Petersburg. Somewhere
Ravens pray for us." The storm finished brewing. And thus
She questioned all who came in at the great gate, but none
She found who ever heard of Amadis,
Nor of stern Aureng-Zebe, his first love. Some
They were to whom this mattered not a jot: since all
By definition is completeness (so
In utter darkness they reasoned), why not
Accept it as it pleases to reveal itself? As when
Low skyscrapers from lower-hanging clouds reveal
A turret there, an art-deco escarpment here, and last perhaps
The pattern that may carry the sense, but
Stays hidden in the mysteries of pagination.
Not what we see but how we see it matters; all's
Alike, the same, and we greet him who announces
The change as we would greet the change itself.
All life is but a figment; conversely, the tiny
Tome that slips from your hand is not perhaps the
Missing link in this invisible picnic whose leverage
Shrouds our sense of it. Therefore bivouac we
On this great, blond highway, unimpeded by
Veiled scruples, worn conundrums. Morning is
Impermanent. Grab sex things, swing up
Over the horizon like a boy
On a fishing expedition. No one really knows
Or cares whether this is the whole of which parts
Were vouchsafed--once--but to be ambling on's
The tradition more than the safekeeping of it. This mulch for
Play keeps them interested and busy while the big,
Vaguer stuff can decide what it wants--what maps, what
Model cities, how much waste space. Life, our
Life anyway, is between. We don't mind
Or notice any more that the sky is green, a parrot
One, but have our earnest where it chances on us,
Disingenuous, intrigued, inviting more,
Always invoking the echo, a summer's day.
Ye gods Kate Bush sucks. I suppose that if, under torture, you made me choose a Kate Bush song to listen to, I'd choose Rubberband Girl over a horrible death. But OMGWTFBBQ she's awful, and always has been, QED, Infinity Plus One, Rubber Glue & c.ReplyDelete
And it's still three days before your holy day. Jeebus. Shoot me in the bung now and put me out of my misery. Because it's not like *I* get to choose whether or not to click here.
Note to self: *five* Kate Bush songs tomorrow.ReplyDelete
Evidently police brutality is still a "Chicago Value." I've been watching the brouhaha on facebook and rolling my eyes at the groupthink and shrill moralizing on both sides.ReplyDelete
One of my student worker friends from the KSU Pre-Randal days inhaled a bunch of helium at a student workers Christmas party and serenaded our table with Kate Bush songs and the attendant dances. It was quite amazing.