Monday, February 11, 2013
I'm a Locksmith, and I'm a Locksmith
High Egoslavian Holy Day, one for Old People, youngsters, and holyfuck, did I need a mail-it-in post today. Yes, I know: what did happen to DRGDKCLB? Leslie Nielsen was born eighty-seven years ago today. While the above makes me laugh every time, here, my favorite joke of all time.
Tina Louise was born seventy-nine years ago today. Let me repeat that: Tina Louise was born seventy-nine years ago. In the ubiquitous and sexist game of who would you rather do boys played in my school years, I always thought those who chose Marianne were either lying and/or dopes and/or chose her because she'd also cook their dinner and do their laundry.