(When I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious)

When I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious;

when I'm not anxious I'm anxious I'm not;

I keep my work email open on weekends;

It's been five minutes since I checked my statcounter;

I'm reading a novel; it's captivating;

the book-length sentence hinges on sloppy semi-colons;

I'm anxious I penalize costume at content's cost.