Tuesday, May 31, 2016

All I Do Is Dick Around the Sun Goes Up the Moon Goes Down the Leaves Are Green the Leaves Are Brown and All I Do Is Dick Around

▲'s  most posted video on this blog by a factor of X. ▲'s the Egoslavian Bleggalgazing Anthem, has been since Day One, people can vouch, today High Egoslavian Bleggalgazing Day. ▲ has 44K+ views, half by me, I'll gladly wager a pint. Chris Elliott is 56 today, one of only two (not loved ones) (this guy the other), younger than me who gets an Egoslavian Holy Day.

So, bleggalgazing: thank you for reading, especially those daily. Kind helps. If you are Kinding me but me not you please let me know.

Nothing is certain, but yesterday's posting of a orkway torysay and it's subsequent cowardly deletion remind me that there are subjects I write about but can't share with trusted eyes because constraint, I was wisely trained if I only occasionally apply, favors dodging grief. I write this shit in freehand: I'm not typing it out. I'm a shitty archivist, a time-stamp appeals. If I do I'll let you know, you let me know, if you're Kind you've an invite. I'm hopeful this idea fades.

The two other Egoslavian Bleggalgazing Anthems ▼ Reminder: The Archers of Loaf is this shitty blog's official Theme Song. It's so fucking self-indulgent to think you'll like this song.


  1. That's alright. It's the photo that really makes it... and I read before deletion. Fine whatevs you know what.

  2. Self-indulgence is okay (or at least socially acceptable) if it provides entertainment, imparts Things; is high in fiber and anti-oxymorons; does not contribute to unexplained weight gain or a resurgence of Myron Floren records; cheats death; and makes with teh Funny.

    And the Katz, yes.

  3. I'm 56 already so that young punk Elliott can get off my lawn.