- Olive, five minutes ago, about to light candles before the icon of Fleabus.
- Get ready for Kaepernick's public hanging. When I regularly attended United games, when the anthem played, if someone didn't remove his or her hat that person was threatened with physical violence.
- Earthgirl told me she's been instructed by MCPS to not force children to stand, place hands over heart, and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. I do not live in the rest of America.
- Dreaming in circular ruins.
- (Anti-)Clintonite conspiracy theories.
- Another war criminal for Hillary!
- She's no more or less good, more or less evil, than any asshole who wants the power she craves and said power only comes by servicing the interests of the fucks that rule the world.
- A hard to open pistachio.
- My anger is at me because - the too frequent but always necessary yodel - not only did I once eat this shit, I believe it tasted, then, what's the word I'm looking for... less-shitty. I still believe thrall rights progressed from the New Deal until the collapse of Left Triskelia gave Right Triskelia an EpiPen monopoly, but I'm a fucking dope.
- America: Where an AR-15 costs less than an EpiPen.
- Reminder: the ONLY thing Democrats INC have focused on is getting the motherfucking Clintons into the White House.
- Giving up on Empire?
- My torrid affair w Seven That Spells is mwah.
- This week in water.
- Meet the Geronimos.
- My Motherfucking Free Blogging Platform - UPDATE! Still skeevy. Down in MOCOMOFO updating blogs appear then disappear upon each reloading, and it ate the first draft of this post - the post existing now is further proof I'm a fucking dope.
- Also, when I update this post - I just added the pistachio link, for instance - and hit the update plunger Blooger opens a new post rather than return me to the dashboard, so I've just killed four blank posts I didn't create, so fuck my motherfucking free blogging platform.
- Frank Howard, dammit.
- The rise and fall of Tower Records, or: how the record industry screwed the pooch.
- I've posted the below Ashbery at least twice before, but I was up in Planet's room looking for nalgene water bottles (we're gonna go do a Sugarloaf circuit in an hour) and found Ashbery's Selected Late poems, opened in and....
....BY AN EARTHQUAKE
A hears by chance a familiar name, and the name involves a riddle of the past.
B, in love with A, receives an unsigned letter in which the writer states that she is the mistress of A and begs B not to take him away from her.
B, compelled by circumstances to be a companion of A in an isolated place, alters her rosy views of love and marriage when she discovers, through A, the selfishness of men.
A, an intruder in a strange house, is discovered; he flees through the nearest door into a windowless closet and is trapped by a spring lock.
A is so content with what he has that any impulse toward enterprise is throttled.
A solves an important mystery when falling plaster reveals the place where some old love letters are concealed.
A-4, missing food from his larder, half believes it was taken by a “ghost.”
A, a crook, seeks unlawful gain by selling A-8 an object, X, which A-8 already owns.
A sees a stranger, A-5, stealthily remove papers, X, from the pocket
of another stranger, A-8, who is asleep. A follows A-5.
A sends an infernal machine, X, to his enemy, A-3, and it falls into
the hands of A’s friend, A-2.
Angela tells Philip of her husband’s enlarged prostate, and asks for money.
Philip, ignorant of her request, has the money placed in an escrow account.
A discovers that his pal, W, is a girl masquerading as a boy.
A, discovering that W is a girl masquerading as a boy, keeps the knowledge to himself and does his utmost to save the masquerader from annoying experiences.
A, giving ten years of his life to a miserly uncle, U, in exchange for a college education, loses his ambition and enterprise.
A, undergoing a strange experience among a people weirdly deluded, discovers the secret of the delusion from Herschel, one of the victims who has died. By means of information obtained from the notebook, A succeeds in rescuing the other victims of the delusion.
A dies of psychic shock.
Albert has a dream, or an unusual experience, psychic or otherwise, which enables him to conquer a serious character weakness and become successful in his new narrative, “Boris Karloff.”
Silver coins from the Mojave Desert turn up in the possession of a sinister jeweler.
Three musicians wager that one will win the affections of the local kapellmeister’s wife; the losers must drown themselves in a nearby stream.
Ardis, caught in a trap and held powerless under a huge burning glass, is saved by an eclipse of the sun.
Kent has a dream so vivid that it seems a part of his waking experience.
A and A-2 meet with a tragic adventure, and A-2 is killed.
Elvira, seeking to unravel the mystery of a strange house in the hills, is caught in an electrical storm. During the storm the house vanishes and the site on which it stood becomes a lake.
Alphonse has a wound, a terrible psychic wound, an invisible psychic wound, which causes pain in flesh and tissue which, otherwise, are perfectly healthy and normal.
A has a dream which he conceives to be an actual experience.
Jenny, homeward bound, drives and drives, and is still driving, no nearer to her home than she was when she first started.
Petronius B. Furlong’s friend, Morgan Windhover, receives a wound from which he dies.
Thirteen guests, unknown to one another, gather in a spooky house to hear Toe reading Buster’s will.
Buster has left everything to Lydia, a beautiful Siamese girl poet of whom no one has heard.
Lassie and Rex tussle together politely; Lassie, wounded, is forced to limp home.
In the Mexican gold rush a city planner is found imprisoned by outlaws in a crude cage of sticks.
More people flow over the dam and more is learned about the missing electric cactus.
Too many passengers have piled onto a cable car in San Francisco; the conductor is obliged to push some of them off.
Maddalena, because of certain revelations she has received, firmly resolves that she will not carry out an enterprise that had formerly been dear to her heart.
Fog enters into the shaft of a coal mine in Wales.
A violent wind blows the fog around.
Two miners, Shawn and Hillary, are pursued by fumes.
Perhaps Emily’s datebook holds the clue to the mystery of the seven swans under the upas tree.
Jarvis seeks to manage Emily’s dress shop and place it on a paying basis. Jarvis’s bibulous friend, Emily, influences Jarvis to take to drink, scoffing at the doctor who has forbidden Jarvis to indulge in spirituous liquors.
Jarvis, because of a disturbing experience, is compelled to turn against his friend, Emily.
A ham has his double, “Donnie,” take his place in an important enterprise.
Jarvis loses his small fortune in trying to help a friend.
Lodovico’s friend, Ambrosius, goes insane from eating the berries of a strange plant, and makes a murderous attack on Lodovico.
“New narrative” is judged seditious. Hogs from all over go squealing down the street.
Ambrosius, suffering misfortune, seeks happiness in the companionship of Joe, and in playing golf.
Arthur, in a city street, has a glimpse of Cathy, a strange woman who has caused him to become involved in a puzzling mystery.
Cathy, walking in the street, sees Arthur, a stranger, weeping.
Cathy abandons Arthur after he loses his money and is injured and sent to a hospital.
Arthur, married to Beatrice, is haunted by memories of a former sweetheart, Cornelia, a heartless coquette whom Alvin loves.
Sauntering in a park on a fine day in spring, Tricia and Plotinus encounter a little girl grabbing a rabbit by its ears. As they remonstrate with her, the girl is transformed into a mature woman who regrets her feverish act.
Running up to the girl, Alvin stumbles and loses his coins.
In a nearby dell, two murderers are plotting to execute a third.
Beatrice loved Alvin before he married.
B, second wife of A, discovers that B-3, A’s first wife, was unfaithful.
B, wife of A, dons the mask and costume of B-3, A’s paramour, and meets A as B-3; his memory returns and he forgets B-3, and goes back to B.
A discovers the “Hortensius,” a lost dialogue of Cicero, and returns it to the crevice where it lay.
Ambrose marries Phyllis, a nice girl from another town.
Donnie and Charlene are among the guests invited to the window.
No one remembers old Everett, who is left to shrivel in a tower.
Pellegrino, a rough frontiersman in a rough frontier camp, undertakes to care for an orphan.Ildebrando constructs a concealed trap, and a person near to him, Gwen, falls into the trap and cannot escape.
Ditto the opening of the new post instead of return to dashboard skeev. Not ever time, but for quite a while now.ReplyDelete
Wait. Did I miss something? Don't tell me Fleabus died. Candle, Icon? WTF?ReplyDelete
Thanks, too, for the kind mention.
Nah, just referring to the giant painting of Fleabus in the background that Planet painted years ago. Fleabus be fine.Delete
speaking of the pledge of allegiance - i am so old that when i first learned it the phrase "under god" had not yet been inserted into it - strange but trueReplyDelete
you may find the wikipedia article about the history of the pledge interesting
my late father, who was so old he was already 28 the last time congress declared war, had learned the pledge as an adult, since he was an immigrant who was born and raised in a foreign country - he told me he would add a mental reservation when the pledge was recited, recognizing the aspirational nature of the the phrase "with liberty and justice for all" - he would silently say, "but not yet"
may the creative forces of the universe stand beside us, and guide us, through the night with the light from above, metaphorically speaking