I type this at 6:27 PM EDT on Sunday evening July 24 2022 and am timing it to publish at 6:00 AM EDT Monday July 25 there are goldenrods, this shitty blog's Official Flower, blooming in the backyard of the house we stay when in Seal Cove Maine AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT my domain name will renew or not, what not means I don't know, I'm almost certain and bet you digital pints whichever card google charged the ten dollars this idiot pays for fuck me vanity not to have blogspot in my shitty blog's address last year will be renewed see you later or/and don't get me started on elsewhere
Your domain name, blckdgrd.com, was successfully renewed with enom for one year. You can now continue using blckdgrd.com with Domain Registration through July 18, 2023 and your account will soon be charged for the purchase.
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THIS MORNING AT 6:27 Wordpress emailed (I can screenshot it if you insist)
You're getting closer to your WordPress.com anniversary — congrats! I wanted to thank you for being a valuable member of our community and remind you that your WordPress.com Personal plan and domain name "blckdgrd.me" will renew in 30 days. Don't worry, you don't have to do anything; your renewals happen automatically
You will be charged $48 for your WordPress.com Personal plan renewal and $25 for your domain name "blckdgrd.me" on August 24, 2022. This price does not include any applicable taxes which will vary based on your billing address.
Laugh, I pay $73 a year for a site exactly three of you visit regularly, rest of you won't no matter how often I bump it here, fine metaphors abound! Renewing!