Hey, did you know Washington DC has a professional soccer team? It's true! and I've got an extra ticket (and might have a second) for Wednesday night's (10/19) game versus Portland at RFK at 730. If you want to come STAND! with me and this guy, send me an email and I can send you a pdf of the ticket. Getting to the stadium is up to you - ticket is free, though if you drive and park it'll cost you $15.
Also, this: Hey, Frederick, I found this Bruce Smith poem and sent you the pdf to your MCCS email (which may be as dead as that bleg). Click, yo:
Yes, I did change this post's title to the current more apt.
Also, this again:
Not only because it's my favorite post ever, I'm trying to stuff the ballot box.