The really funny thing about these posts, beloved, is that I have never, in 40 motherfucking years, seen you air guitar. Ever. Not once.Admit it, bitch. You never ate dog, Blondie was a composite, Earthgirl really was a rifle-toting revolutionary with an Afro, and Planet goes to Bloomsburg State.(Kidding, Planet, love you. Hey! Idea! Go out with your old dad tomorrow night!)
I have to hate you to sing for you. It's literally why tomorrow night I will stand next to you and pace and scream and curse but not sing. The two people who have heard me air-guitar in the car and have screamed for me to shut up can vouch. Speaking of which, sssh about Earthgirl.
Bring back Noxema bottle blue!!!Oh, and Go you VW Uniteds!