Gaveling the Courtroom to Order with a Four-Leaf Clover Is Over

I hear Mitt Romney lost the election yesterday with a release of a video of him saying 47% of Americans think they are victims, I'm never gonna get their vote, fuck'em. Romney is gonna lose because he's supposed to lose. Als0 to0: everybody in America - wait, fuck American exceptionalism - everybody in the world thinks they s/he's a victim. Motherfucking billionaires bitch like four year olds when they're called motherfucking billionaires. Hey, I bet there are 47% of Americans who agree with Mitt Romney in his hue (geddit?) and cry. But Romney's gonna lose because he's scheduled to lose; these fuck-ups aren't a bug, they're a feature. Jesusfuck, this isn't rocket science. Someone should tell Mitt.

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• Wait! Joan Walsh said Romney lost the election last week, how could he have lost it yesterday?
• Krugman cackles. It's vital to remember that Krugman likes Arcade Fucking Fire when judging anything he says.
• None dare call it nuts.
• Romney is scheduled to lose so motherfucking Obama can win and do more to move America to the authoritarian right than any GOP POTUS ever could.
• UPDATE! Six little issues.
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• Do we need Adorno?
• Marx is back?
• A fun fact about privatization.
• Thirteen powerful images of Muslim rage.
• Why he loves Mormonism.
• I cannot tell you how much this MOCO fuck-up delights me.
• My future hell.
• Coover's top ten.
• Louis Simpson never rocked me, but his passing needs noting.
• Monochrome Set.
• Six Organs of Admittance w/Chris Corsano.
• Today's Shostakovich for his birthday a week from today.

WHAT NEXT

Frederick Seidel

So the sun is shining blindingly but I can sort of see.
It's like looking at Mandela's moral beauty.
The dying leaves are sizzling on the trees
In a shirtsleeves summer breeze.

But daylight saving is over.
And gaveling the courtroom to order with a four-leaf clover
Is over. And it's altogether November.
And the Pellegrino bubbles rise to the surface and dismember.