Is there DNA in earwax, snot, tears and/or shit?
Squeegy eyes, weegee ears, de-mucus nose, Fleet:
subsequent evidence on:
the back of your lover's neck her thumb in your asshole and all she touched next
elevator buttons in buildings sad with the already ill
shards in basement of a just discovered crime scene
the inside-side cuff of the long-sleeved shirt where all us compliant deposit?
And when do I think my extracts will have evidentiary value anyway?