- No, as Landru pointed out, I don't carry a gun or a K-Bar Knife in my car, so if I had stopped to help the deer die I'd have had to strangle it with my hands.
- It's possible one of the blinkering busily tapping at their phones had murder weapons in their cars, but I didn't stop to ask.
- I went home determined to be Kinder to Jess. I scratched her between the ears, she... she's too freaking needy, she's the coworker who's too motherfucking ingratiating, too eager to be your best friend, whose Smackability Quotient peaks when he's seeking your approval most.
- Jess drools when she purrs. Snurfles. Farts in bliss. I.... was Kinder, but not by much, will keep at it, fuck me.
- Jackie O Motherfucker, motherfuckers.
- Morning in East Aleppo.
- Reminder: motherfucking Obama.
- The end is always near.
- Reaching out about reaching out.
- The veneer of factiness: NPR and its listeners.
- What's wrong with Literary Studies? Of interest if it's ever been of interest, but it's just this year's model of the same old debate.
- Lawrence English interview. I'd already committed to Jackie O Motherfucker for today, but English soon, I promise. It's been a while.
THE BARBARIC WRITERS
“This is my last communiqué from the planet of the monsters.” Roberto Bolaño, Distant Star
When I watched the Barbaric Writers defecate on my
manuscript, I felt a great sense of relief, a great sense of
fraternity with these men who loved literature enough to
destroy it, and I recalled a poem I had once written, but
never had the confidence to publish, about a so-called
poet who shat himself into a toilet, only to float on his
back as torrential downpours of power filled the bowl and drowned
him. I have always know that constipation is essential to
poetry, though what I did not realize, until recently,
was that poetry itself is repulsive. Words on their own are
bad enough. But when placed alongside other words, when formed
into rhythmic lines and stanzas: no act of creation is more
hideous. In the salons, I have often watched, before my turn
came on, our local poets reciting their verses. They speak
politely, and with grace, to an audience that sips wine and
chuckles at the words that flow not from their mouths, but from their
plugged-up behinds. What a holy mockery of literature!
Were the barbarians to see such a spectacle, no
theater walls could stand the shock of their laughter. No, poetry
is not what I want. Only defecation on poetry. For
after years of humiliation, I have finally learned that
to humanize our poems, we must shit on them. We must shit
freely, with arms raised, as detectives in blue sport coats examine
our feces for sustainability, all the while fighting
off other detectives in bluer sport coats who take our
poetic leakage to their laboratories to search for
parasitic demons, or diamonds, depending on the angle.
We smear what drips from our self-inflicted wounds onto our verses,
combining blood and ink into new poetic forms in which we
rub our faces, the better to smell our disgusting children with,
the better to drool on our disgusting children with; and once we
have bled and drooled and driveled, we declare our poems complete, the
better to wipe our asses with, before submitting them for
publication. We smear our typewriters with pus and semen, and
chastise any fool crass enough to declare himself a poet,
an offense punishable by confinement in a cage
surrounded by Barbaric Writers who expectorate between
the distinguished author’s eyes, his hands tied behind his back to
prevent him from cleaning his face. For poetry is hard work! It
is hard to create such filthy, vile putrescence.
Thanks for wasting my morning reading that amazing article about Cahokia. This past fall we went a place called Fort Mountain State Park here in GA. There is a stone wall that predates the Cherokee replete with Native origin myths about a moon-eyed people who couldn't see in the daylight and could only come out at night. Yeah, fascinating: an entire civilization of some sort that archaeologists only recently uncovered.ReplyDelete
Cahokia is New News to me: The (drone's-eye) artist's view appears similar to the layout of many Aztec settlements, but that could just be the raised pyramid-like structures. Wooden palisades seem more Celtic or northern European; not something Aztecs and Mayans used that I'm aware.ReplyDelete