Friday, February 8, 2019

Everybody's Fruggin



  • So, my car was shot last night on the Beltway, Inner Loop, uphill towards Old Georgetown after the Big Curve.
  • That's the vent window on the passenger door to the right of the passenger window that goes up and down.
  • Photo bigger and pivoted as sacrifice to Fuck May What.
  • I thought it was a rock, but the guy at glass place said, a hole that round, the whole window didn't shatter, it wasn't a rock, it was a


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  1. OMFG I wish that were your worst joke ever.

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    1. Is almost worth the $400 it's gonna cost to replace.

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  2. You're uninsured? Has your love for anarchyana bounds, Sir?

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    1. $500 deductible, my too chipper Geico representative informed me.

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    2. Aaaand scene! (i.e. via comment & reply ironyana abounds)

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  3. Fuck. Glad you and anyone else in the car is okay. Report it?

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    1. I really did think it was a rock at the time - about 930 last night - and didn't look at it until this morning.

      In theory there should be a bullet hole in passenger door, yes? a bullet wouldn't hit the window, make a perfect circle, then ricochet away from the car, yes?

      But no, haven't reported it, thought about it, but....

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    2. Maybe? Spent round -- meaning: Not aimed at you. Lost most of its velocity before striking the window, which makes a ricochet possible, but...

      I'd report it, if only because collectively, incident stats do result in more patrols, general increased awareness; buh buh buh. Still, glad all relatively well.

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  4. rock lobster song mentions narwhal - this is interesting - apparently tusk is used in feeding behavior

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHAc65Vwwnk

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  5. Jeezis Effing K! I was in the recording studio this evening and a musician said "Don't you miss The States...?" ....

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  6. Jeezus Kryst, man. Glad you're okay! I got shot at once driving on a lonely highway in New Hampshire or Maine somewhere at night. Four lane highway; flash and then sound coming from car opposite (only other on the road). Chances of being hit = negligible b/c I'm going North and they're going South. Still. Fuck, dude. Reminded of the two guys who did random shootings on the beltway a few years back and, of course, the Delillo Underworld episode.

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