Meanwhile a Riot Began Over a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

I'm trying to write a post now was gonna quickbark a crackerscreed, I *love* a good crackerscreed, but you've your own to knead (or are out of yeast) (or are kneed in the neck) and don't need mine but click links, yo

• UPDATE! how cops kill with impunity
• The riots, and a reminder: If you’re protesting in Minneapolis, remember to wear a mask so you don’t get killed afterwards like Ferguson protestors AND don’t carry your goddamn phone. Don’t take pics of each other either, nor wear real distinctive clothes. It’s AFTER that matters. The cops will hunt you down if they can figure out who you are.
• UPDATE! Follow-up on above
• UPDATE! It's political violence, not criminal
• White backlash as societal control
• Looters
• Reminder: Baltimore 2015
• At some point crackergeddon was gonna happen, was easy to guess it'd be a shitlord campaign strategy to reelect Trump
• UPDATE! The Civil Wars of 2020 have begun
• The blue plague and black death
• Imagine having to ask with genuine unawareness if capitalism is racist
• Meditations on whiteness
• Killed by a cop, 1968
• UPDATE! Fear cops, not protesters 

 

• UPDATE! Me, 2020 May 29
• Capitalism: same as it always was
• UPDATE! Expect heads of police unions to denounce busdriver unions
• More random plague thoughts
• Introducing Ina Boyd
• The Invention of Streetlights 
• UPDATE! State monopoly on violence
• Bronwyn Wallace
• Kim Gordon, quarantined
• UPDATE! on Kidney Bingos, one of the five most posted songs on this shitty blog
• As good as anything
• Why cats hate Mahler symphonies
• Requiem for a Nest

  
SHITTY KITTY

Don Mee Choi

Here comes Shitty Kitty en route to the Gulf of Tonkin or en route to a race riot? That is the question and meanwhile discipline is the keystone and meanwhile did you see on TV helicopters being ditched into the sea? That is also my film and meanwhile all refugees must be treated as suspects. Looking for your husband? Looking for your son? That is the question and meanwhile she was the mother of the boy or that is what the translator said or Shitty Kitty or shall we adhere to traditional concepts of military discipline tempered with humanitarianism? That is the question and meanwhile South Korea exports military labor left over from the war. That is also my history or is that your history? That is the question and meanwhile

                   

          (CHORUS: Dictator Park Chung Hee and his soldiers in Ray-Bans)
      

          How much?

          $7.5 million=per division

          or Binh Tai massacre=$7.5 million

          or Binh Hoa massacre=$7.5 million

          or Dien Nien—Phuoc Binh massacre=$7.5 million

          or Go Dai massacre=$7.5 milion

          or Ha My massacre=$7.5 million

          or Phong Nhi & Phong Nhat massacre=$15 million

          or Tay Vinh massacre=$7.5 million

          or Vinh Xuan massacre=$7.5 million

          or Mighty History?

That is the question and meanwhile a riot began over a grilled cheese sandwich at

Subic Bay. Discrimination or perception? That is the question and meanwhile the

sailor refused to make a statement or translate? That is the question and meanwhile

twenty-six men all black were charged with assault and rioting and meanwhile did

you translate? That is my question and meanwhile lard or Crisco? Aye, aye, sir! 
        

          (Anti-CHORUS: kittens in frilly white bonnets, bibs, and mittens)
           

                                                       K I T T Y  S O N G

                                                     I, aye-aye-sir!

                          I, crazy-daisy-sir!

                         I, export-quality-sir!

                            I, grill-grill-sir!

                          I, meow-meow sir!

                            I, kitty-litter-sir!