Wednesday, March 25, 2026

The Censor Uses the Black Crayon to Eradicate Sex

I was reading in the staff lounge yesterday post-lunch afternoon, one not-my-department colleague present, quiet, over there on his phone, when his same-department colleague, the loudest yappiest complainingest person in the building (yinz have all known, know, and will know a new one or dozen more in what remaining time we have left) commenced kvetching. Today's waah: the AI-created, AI-driven, supposedly mandatory AI training sessions that I've refused to do (with my boss' full awareness) and have garnered no grief


To be fair, both colleagues have elementary school-age children, and the focus of their yapping centered entirely, as it should, on their kids, so their bitching necessarily for their sanity's sake assumed the shitlord sociopaths using AI to help collapse world order so they can immiserate us for profit before eradicating us as rodents are not using AI to immiserate us for profit before eradicating us as rodents. Not enough people are freaking the fuck out, a key function of our shitlord sociopaths' constant relentless reprogramming of our heads. I kept my mouth shut. Believe it or not, there's new Guided By Voices



Adrian mentioned his son's eighth birthday past Sunday, when his son is my age it will be 2084, the Earth will be here, what world? August 28, 2084 I will be 125. Nick Lowe turned 77 yesterday




Top notch delivery of the essential and necessary DUH
Why we're really in Iran part one, part two
Palantir Is Nazi CancerAI War Gods
We are ruled by motherfucking sociopaths
How democratic consent became technocratic control
Follow him, if you dare, down a vortex of insanity
Iran built a vast camera network to control dissent. Israel turned it into a targeting tool
Mapping the Invisible Chains of U.S. DominationWhat the masks are for
"What if Trump’s apparently chaotic thought processes and intuitive decision making are all a blind, a charade?"
Stockyard of UnaffordabilityHoly War Delusion
Iran War Just Triggered a Bigger Energy Shock Than the 70s Oil Crisis. What It Means for Your Portfolio
The Greatest Depression Is Coming And I Feel Fine
"Spiraling and spiraling into a regional war"
Bottling the world economyTriskelionocracy
The Catastrophe That Has Befallen All of Us
Pathology Broadcasting System
My two colleagues also talked about our current nightmare ending and a restoration of democratic normalcy and I did not say the shitlords and their demonic proxies (see link below, eg) have not amassed this power to give it back, they will destroy the world before relinquishing power
How Trump’s army of the religious right is preparing for the apocalypse
Where Do Conservative Supreme Court Justices Get Their Information?
"the republican justices are as pickled in MAGA slop as any pardoned jan 6er"Fascism, Trump, and Trumpism
I. HATE. MOTHERFUCKING. DEMOCRATS.
"At this point the Democratic gerontocracy can only be viewed for what it is: the modern day Spoils System. Any bullshit about radical change or providing the best effort for maximal effect falls in place of people who simply want to keep a job until they die at their desk"
I. HATE. MOTHERFUCKING. DEMOCRATS.
Bitch: a historyMagic Eight Ball says NO!
Closing Meridian Hill ParkMaggie
The 51st is worth checking dailyOf course it was a false flag
His Terrible Thirty Year Love Affair with Cigarettes
The Oddly Compelling Pleasures of Obsessive Artwork
{ feuilleton }Joyelle McSweeney interview
I have not read António Lobo Antunes but I know some of you have, here's an RIP from a critic I like
"now resuming, a rolling/occasional thread of new(ish) jams & releases i'm enjoying"






PREFERNTIAL TREATMENT

Claire Schwartz

The Censor uses the black crayon
to eradicate sex. On payday, he takes
his wife and son to Shake Shack. Whatever
you want, the Censor says to his wife
when she asks what she should have.
The Censor crosses provide for your family
off of the list he keeps tucked in his billfold. To track
the time, the Censor sings You Are My Sunshine twice
while his son brushes his teeth. The boy shows the glass
his shining mouthstones and growls. He is a bear. No,
he is a boy. In the boy’s drawings, the zebras
are purple and white. His mother hangs
them on the fridge. What beautiful horses,
the Censor says. His wife’s wit trembles, then ebbs.
The children’s nails are clogged with black wax.

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