- Photo from last night ▲. Stanley loves the cat-weed most. Loves loves loves.
- I have no idea how or why I got that effect on the photo, I just pointed and shot.
- Love don't live here no more.
- The origins of anger.
- No one is safe from PM Steal Your Girl.
- MOCO's Graffiti Bridge.
- Why they suck: the genius of Wittgenstein.
- Audi Field and a suck new away kit - I don't miss United at all. Even stranger, I don't feel guilty for not missing United.
- Kate Bush early live US appearances. I do not miss Kate Bush - her opening her mouth and talking politics, even it is was a throwaway line, poisoned me. It'll come back - probably - and I do feel guilty about not missing Kate Bush.
- Every fucking thing poisons me. Life in the poisonocene.
TREASON
Bill Knott
Do our footsteps really want to become footprints? -
I mean: think of snails - if
one of them could move as fast as one of us -
wouldn't he be a traitor to his own -
a turncoat - a 'turn-snail - ?
No, no! Please don't pick them up and throw them;
they can't fly. They can only move
as they move, oh so endlessly across
this same ground we walk across ourselves
quite easily, not even hurrying;
this oh so same ground covered
with out foolish, wastrelly footprints -
which will never, never, become footsteps!
(But see how quickly I become a turn-human.)
i really like the photo of stanley
ReplyDeletePoison-Free Funny:
ReplyDeleteA LITTLE DUCK walks into a grocery store. He waddles up to the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any duck food?" The grocier thinks. "Um, no," he says finally.
The Little Duck looks up at him. " 'kay," he says, and goes away.
The next day, the Little Duck was back. He waddles in, looks up at the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any duck food?" The grocier looks down at him; is this duck nuts? He was just in here! "No!" the grocier says.
" 'kay," says the Little Duck, and he goes away.
The next day, the Little Duck was back. He waddles in, looks up at the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any duck food?" The grocier spins around, looks down at him and says, "NO! I told ya -- I gots NO DUCK FOOD ! You come back in here askin' about duck food again and I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!"
" 'kay," says the Little Duck, and he goes away.
The next day -- the Little Duck was back. He waddles in, looks up at the grocier and says, "Hey -- got any nails?" The grocier thinks. "Um, no," he says.
The Little Duck shakes a little. "Ooo! Okay ! Got any duck food?"
I am in a hell that strangely worsens by the day.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's more the world than real life. xoxo to you and yours.
DeleteAn additional excerpted Funny:
ReplyDelete"David Hume
Could out-consume
Schoppenhauer and Hegel;
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel"
-- University Of Wannamalaya Drinking Song, by Michael Baldwin Bruce; appeared on The Python's Flying Circus, April 1970, in Episode 22, "How To Recognize Different Parts Of The Body"