Nation of motherfucking crackers. You have to ask yourself, why would Barack Hussein Obama, secret Muslim plant intent on imposing an American caliphate under Sharia law, kill Osama bin Laden now, and the only possible answer is Osama must have been near death anyway, wanted to go out both as a martyr while advancing the political career of his top sleeper agent Obama. Pint to the first of you who finds a pig - or libertarian or pwoggle - earnestly advancing this theory.
Here, what this guy says. What bin Laden's death changes: nothing, and for the heartsickeningly and bloodthirsty worse. His death means we never have to examine what motivated him in the first place ever again, just like his life.
- What this guy says.
- Motherfucking pigs.
- No. But yes.
- We are the champions.
- UPDATE! Grave dance party.
- Mission accomplished.
- UPDATE! Credit where due.
- UPDATE! Sums it up.
- You'll never see them coming.
- Good shepherd.
- On the blue, in case this is your first time here since.
- David Harvey on May Day.
- Annals of a Golden Age.
- Nicholson Baker's case for pacifism.
- On false prophets.
- Obama's birth certificate.
- The next front-runner.
- How to destroy the Democratic Party.
- Open Rafa Crossing?
- Where to live to avoid natural disasters.
- A week in the life of the entitled.
- How to write a blog post.
- How to write a blog post.
- Happy Birthday, Hamster!
- I've got the Jack Spicer for you next time I see you. Make it soon!
- Ashbery interview.
- This is my favorite album (of many) of the year so far.
- Wheel and the Maypole.
- Shostakovich kitty picture.
- Darkblack's Sunday Overnight.
THE BOOK OF THE DEAD MAN (NOTHING)
1. About the Dead Man and Nothing The dead man knows nothing. He is powerless to stop the battles, he has no way to reattach the arms and legs. He cannot stuff the fallen soldier's insides back inside. He has no expertise in the matter of civilian corpses, nor of friendly fire, nor beheadings, nor revenge, nor suicide. He does not know the depth of depth charges, or the exact pressure that detonates a land mine. The dead man has given his all so that now, if he once knew, he knows nothing. He is emptied, he is the resonant cavity of which he spoke when it was music he was thinking of. Let him be now the leftover button of his work shirt. Permit him his fading mirror, his sputtering circuits, his secrets, his tears, his noonday duels with the sun. Let him ride the roads in the bucket of an earth mover, can it hurt? Let him stand under the icicles, can he catch cold? For the dead man is stagnant without knowledge, and he cannot survive the demise of philosophy or art. To the dead man they were not spectacles, but survival skills. To the dead man, the world was but a birthmark that befell original space. To say that the dead man knows nothing is to see him at the beginning, who can it hurt? Before all this, he was nothing. 2. More About the Dead Man and Nothing Don't bet he won't be born. Before all this, this that is so much, he was not himself. He was the free heat of space and then the salt of the earth. He was the ring around the moon, foretelling. The dead man had no station when he came to be, just a strange nakedness in the light. He did not know what he was to do, this was before clocks. So he decided to stab the dirt, to tumble in happiness and writhe in pain, and to flap his way into space. To go home. It was a swell idea for the dead man, and he pinned it to his chest. Give him that, that he crystallized a plan, that he made from smoke something to him as real as quartz, ivory, or the hoof of a gelding. The dead man had the whole world to transform or perfect or outlive. He wrote the book of nothing and no-time that entombed all time and all that took place in time. The dead man could not be hammered by analysis. Let him horn in on your fury, whatever it was, and it will abate. The energy that became form will disperse, never again to be what we were. Look out the window to see him, no, the other one.