Earthgirl's an artist, Planet's an artist, I'm a shitty poet - you do know these are poems, yes? - and I take photos of Fleabus too but because of my sillyass self-straitjacketing code of bleggal ethics can only post photos I've taken of Napoleon or Frankie or Creamy or Momcat or Sarah or Jess or Woof or Moo or the Cuddle-Slut Orange Cat of Middle Path, yes? with the above and below exceptions:
- If pictures were arguments.
- Sliding into slaughter.
- August in Tripoli.
- On libertarians.
- On Zizek once, twice. Long-timers here can vouch I've been calling Zizek the preeminent fraud and con-man of Pwoggle Township for years even while admitting he could beat me in a game of subject/object//object/subject/object, as can anybody (though I refuse to play).
- Commence fake outrage!
- Of the Tea Party, by the Tea Party, for the Tea Party.
- Pastor Sanctiomonius says love your theocrats.
- Ryan says no, pig-jeebus still sought.
- Screw you.
- Austerity kills.
- Of course.
- Tiny watershed?
- The further delusions of Tony Blair.
- Revolutionary loaves.
- Clown suits for whores.
- On the above.
- Gah is dead. The two people who complained the white on noxzema bottle blue hurt their eyes have decided I'm not worth reading in any format, so fuck that.
- A special circle of Hell.
- I confess I've tried reading Revolutionary Road countless times, and nope.
- The organized efforts of the program.
- Haven't read anything since Thursday. Gaddis resumes soon (I hope).
- Motherfucking shoot me.
- Darkblack's Sunday Overnight.
- I like good pop songs. Vilify me!
- Wonder why.
- I love this song, no matter who's covering it. Ostracize me!
- Pseu put many of today's songs in my head, including this almost perfect pop song (45 seconds too long, yo, make me want to here it again now).
- More than fine.
- I like solo Lindsey Buckingham. Berate me!
THE DREAM OF WEARING SHORTS FOREVER
To go home and wear shorts forever in the enormous paddocks, in that warm climate, adding a sweater when winter soaks the grass, to camp out along the river bends for good, wearing shorts, with a pocketknife, a fishing line and matches, or there where the hills are all down, below the plain, to sit around in shorts at evening on the plank verandah - If the cardinal points of costume are Robes, Tat, Rig and Scunge, where are shorts in this compass? They are never Robes as other bareleg outfits have been: the toga, the kilt, the lava-lava the Mahatma's cotton dhoti; archbishops and field marshals at their ceremonies never wear shorts. The very word means underpants in North America. Shorts can be Tat, Land-Rovering bush-environmental tat, socio-political ripped-and-metal-stapled tat, solidarity-with-the-Third World tat tvam asi, likewise track-and-field shorts worn to parties and the further humid, modelling negligee of the Kingdom of Flaunt, that unchallenged aristocracy. More plainly climatic, shorts are farmers' rig, leathery with salt and bonemeal; are sailors' and branch bankers' rig, the crisp golfing style of our youngest male National Costume. Most loosely, they are Scunge, ancient Bengal bloomers or moth-eaten hot pants worn with a former shirt, feet, beach sand, hair and a paucity of signals. Scunge, which is real negligee housework in a swimsuit, pyjamas worn all day, is holiday, is freedom from ambition. Scunge makes you invisible to the world and yourself. The entropy of costume, scunge can get you conquered by more vigorous cultures and help you notice it less. To be or to become is a serious question posed by a work-shorts counter with its pressed stack, bulk khaki and blue, reading Yakka or King Gee, crisp with steely warehouse odour. Satisfied ambition, defeat, true unconcern, the wish and the knack of self-forgetfulness all fall within the scunge ambit wearing board shorts of similar; it is a kind of weightlessness. Unlike public nakedness, which in Westerners is deeply circumstantial, relaxed as exam time, artless and equal as the corsetry of a hussar regiment, shorts and their plain like are an angelic nudity, spirituality with pockets! A double updraft as you drop from branch to pool! Ideal for getting served last in shops of the temperate zone they are also ideal for going home, into space, into time, to farm the mind's Sabine acres for product and subsistence. Now that everyone who yearned to wear long pants has essentially achieved them, long pants, which have themselves been underwear repeatedly, and underground more than once, it is time perhaps to cherish the culture of shorts, to moderate grim vigour with the knobble of bare knees, to cool bareknuckle feet in inland water, slapping flies with a book on solar wind or a patient bare hand, beneath the cadjiput trees, to be walking meditatively among green timber, through the grassy forest towards a calm sea and looking across to more of that great island and the further tropics.
Be happy you're not the shittiest one. And there's ethics? And and am I the only person who hasn't heard more than 3-5 minutes of the Decemberists? Must be the shorts.ReplyDelete
Here's hoping the official photographer digs the college even if it is in this weirdo state.
At least she's not up by the burning waters of Clevelandistan, R.G.ReplyDelete
Is weird state.ReplyDelete
1. Drivers take forever to make right turns.
2. Waiters and cashiers resent your business.
3. All roads lead to Coshocton.
Try walking around downtown Columbus, BDR.ReplyDelete
You're concerns about the speed at which the drivers check for pedestrians and make their rights-on-red will be answered with the phrase: 'on two wheels'.
Under no circumstances should you ever try walking around downtown Columbus. Trust me.ReplyDelete
How the fuck do you come up with 16 different combinations of uniforms that are all that fucking ugly? I mean, it defies probability.
I miss the Fat Man already.
Yup, when sixteen uniforms make the old red Jets replica uniform with the retarded script *terps* on the helmet look good by comparison, that's major whorish ugliness.ReplyDelete
I was talking more about the cars that slow to ten miles an hour a quarter of a mile before turning onto another road or driveway out in the country. I learned in Vount Mernon pedestrians are invisible (or more likely visible and expendable).
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Hope you and Landru (and both yours) survived the massive earthquake of 2011. Once I saw this pic of the devastation, I got concerned. We worry, you know:ReplyDelete
That's two in a little over a year. Got a text from Ohio checking up. All's fine.ReplyDelete
Revolutionary Road works best if you've ever been married, and miserably so. And if you've seen suburbia threaten to drain you entirely. It's so fucking sad, and that's because it says more about the home myth than I've ever encountered elsewhere. It made me want to die. In that good way.ReplyDelete
OK, I'll try again.ReplyDelete