Assself of Selfass
Hope to see IV this weekend too. Sideburns now fully grown in! No, really.
"if the tabloids are true"....i read in the tabloids 'steve mcqueen has cancer' - this was the 20th century actor, not the contemporary director - i read in the regular newspapers 'steve mcqueen doesn't have cancer' - then later i read in those same newspapers 'steve mcqueen dead of cancer'here's a story from the 'weekly world news' which probably didn't happen, but could have:A RABBI, A PRIEST AND A MINISTER WALK INTO A BAR TOGETHER...BUT NOTHING FUNNY HAPPENSBy SCOTT STEVENSA RABBI, priest and a minister walked into a bar in a small Iowa town -- but nothing funny happened."When I saw the three of them walk in," bartender Joe Blobonski says, "I thought to myself, 'This is gonna be good.I mean, this is the setup for thousands of jokes, so I figured something hilarious is about to happen."But the results were disappointing."They sat down at a table, and didn't say much."Blobonski says he expected to burst out laughing when he took their order."The priest said, 'I'll have a Virgin Mary.' Then the minister said, 'I'll have a Bloody Mary,' Blobonski says. "I could barely contain myself, waiting for the rabbi's punch line."But then he says, 'I'd like a Diet Coke,' A Diet Coke?THAT'S not funny. I couldn't believe it."At another point the rabbi asked, "Do you get many rabbis in here?"Blobonski says, "I said 'No,' waiting for the rabbi's hysterical comeback."But all he said was 'too bad.' "The three religious wise men quietly drank up, paid the bill, and left."It was really pretty boring, to be honest," Blobonski added.